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Authorities Discover Incomplete, "Disturbing" Jackson Family Photobook

Police decline to comment on the pictures of Jackson with his children, except to say that the working title was "Hop on Pop"

written by Daniel Williams, 26 June 2009
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Michael Jackson Cause Of Death - De-Furred

PETA Outraged!

written by Wire Piddle, 26 June 2009
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Jackson's Death: Oh Ye of Little Faith

Estimates show that as many as 23% of atheists now report a belief in a higher power

written by Daniel Williams, 26 June 2009
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Jackson's Death Rocks Business World

Lojack© Corporation says it will discontinue its Lojack For Kids© program

written by Daniel Williams, 26 June 2009
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Michael Jackson Busted!

Pays ultimate price in a cosmic episode of "To Catch a Predator"

written by Daniel Williams, 26 June 2009
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Michael Jackson's Death Leaves Aftershocks

CEO of Fox Broadcasting Company announces they will be canceling their newest reality program, "Touched by a Jackson"

written by Daniel Williams, 26 June 2009
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What the hell's going on around here?

Spoof writer wonders why Jackson stories rack up thousands of views per hour while Farrah Fawcett stories sit idly by, almost completely unread. Notes Fawcett's 1976 poster still #1 pinup of all time.

written by The San Francisco Onion, 26 June 2009
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Fancy footwork, for a phantom...

Michael Jackson's ghost seen Moon-walking up and down Hollywood Boulevard.

written by The San Francisco Onion, 26 June 2009
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Jacko's premature death blamed on anti-aging equipment

Manufacturer of EZ-Rest Hyperbaric Chambers facing suit by MacCauley Culkin after valve in device triggers Jackson's cardiac arrest.

written by The San Francisco Onion, 26 June 2009
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Lohan Giving Up

Lindsay Lohan tells Time Magazine that she's "Giving Up" public life. Invites everyone to come to her place Saturday night to help her celebrate her new more private life.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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Jon and Kate to marry Adam Lambert and Miley Cyrus

The four media creations have been feeling left out of the news since the deaths of Ed McMahon, Michael Jackson, and Farrah Fawcett and needed to jumpstart their careers again.

written by Jalapenoman, 26 June 2009
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Bush Blames Obama

Former President Bush: No terrorist invasion, 13 trillion dollar or Michael Jackson death on my shift.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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FEMA On Way To Jacksons

FEMA has announced that they are on the way to getting help for the Jackson family and to see your local Red Cross.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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CBS Evening News Announes Schedule for Tonight's Telecast

There will be 28 minutes of Michael Jackson stories, followed by one minute of Farrah Fawcett coverage and the obligatory one minute of kissing Obama's ass.

written by Jalapenoman, 26 June 2009
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Gossips Deny Rumors

The nation's gossips are denying they are having anything to do with all the Michael rumors about the king of popping up everywhere on the net.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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New Jackson Movie

A new movie about the King of Pop is already in the works as it will be starring Billy Bob Thornton in the role of Jackson.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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Jackson Found Innocent

Latest DNA evidence shows that Billy Jean's kid actually did not belong to Michael Jackson but to Jesse Jackson.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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It's A Conspiracy

FBI and CIA both say that all 19 of 911 hijackers once stayed at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch as young teens.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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Remember Bin Laden or Logan?

Taliban Leader tells Pakistan TV Bin Laden is alive and well but completely impotent as he cannot get any attention with all this Swine Flu, pirates, Michael Jackson dominating the news.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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Texas Hold 'Em

A new paper found by one of the Obama girls shows that Bush invaded Iraq to cover his dad's old poker debt to Saddam Hussein.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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Schwarzenegger On Something

Governor Schwarzenegger unveils plan to move the U.S. northward by 200 miles and trading Florida to Canada and a small Hawaiian Island to be named later. Big relief for both countries.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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Max Clifford Expresses Regret At Having Sold Soul Too Young

"I just wish I'd hung on a bit longer, I could have got a better deal before it was too late", said the celebrity carer and friend of the famous. "I'm going to hell aren't I?" he added.

written by Ron Smith, 26 June 2009
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TMZ issues Jackson 911 call recording, makes millions

selling on ringtone rights

written by queen mudder, 26 June 2009
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Posthumous Papal knighthood for troubled singer Jackson?

For services to adolescent good causes.

written by queen mudder, 26 June 2009
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CIA murdered Jackson!

Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe claims conspiracy plot after O2 Arena concert tickets refund refusal.

written by queen mudder, 26 June 2009
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Jade Goody crop circle appears in Neverland ranch...

holding 'Full-Up' sign outside the Pearly Gates

written by queen mudder, 26 June 2009
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Microwave Convention Makes Drunken Statement

Engineers at the Microwave Oven Consortium consider adding an anti-poodle special automatic shut-off control.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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U.N. Turd Inspectors Affirm The Worse

United Nations turd inspectors are finding sign after sign that the Swine Flu is only hibernating during summer.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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Air Guitatist In Denial

Still another 50-year-old "air guitarist" realizes that he's never going to make it in the music industry, despite 36 tattoos, rings.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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Chess Pukes At It Again

In Mountain View, California chess pukes overturn board, cars, smash chess pieces, windshields.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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Obama Makes Israel Offer

President offers Israel support for new settlements in return for them taking out Iranian nukes, mother-in-law.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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Sxhwarzebegger Doen't Take Hint

California Governor Schwarzenegger doesn't take hint about his fly open during speech when someone whispers "Sailor Shlong is trying to take shore leave, without permission, Sir!".

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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Chinese Copy of Search Engine

The Chinese have invented their own new search engine. It is allegedly called 'Noodle'. There is also an off-shoot (forgive the pun) for drug users called 'Pot Noodle'.

written by IN SEINE, 26 June 2009
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Blame it on the Google...

Don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight, blame it on the Google! As reports of Michael Jackson's death came in, Google had a cardiac arrest too as they went into meltdown!

written by IN SEINE, 26 June 2009
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Town Gossip Carrying Tail

Boogertown woman denies the rumors that she's the biggest spreader of tales. "My tail hasn't spread as much as some of my neighbors. Let me tell you...."

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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Women are at the happiest at the age of 28

Researchers claim that women are at their happiest at the age of 28. Claim what they like! This is a complete and utter lie - women are NEVER happy!

written by IN SEINE, 26 June 2009
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Al Gore Victim Of Talk Radio

Former Vice President Al Gore & his green projects were accused today by Talk Radio of "tilting at windmills, being out in the sun too long".

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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John Does Meet Congress

Ten John Does appeared before a congressional committee toady to ask for stiffer penalties on those committing identity theft.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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Jackson Touched Millions

and a couple of kids

written by Ron Smith, 26 June 2009
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Obama Vows To Bring Jackson Back To Life

In an extraordinary week for Michael Jackson, Barack Obama has stepped in to avoid the singer losing face, by promising to invest billions of taxpayers money into a zombie project.

written by Ron Smith, 26 June 2009
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S.C. Guv Confesses

South Carolina governor Mark Sanford makes tearful apology over affair and reports that he's been on a trip to Poontang, Argentina.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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Time Team Shake up and about time too.

Time Team producers said they would get more done in the 3 day time limit by getting Baldrick and that lazy fucker with the wispy white hair and stripey jumper to do some fucking work.

written by Mary Hinge, 26 June 2009
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Boring neighbours advice.

Dissuade humorous neighbours from saying 'you can do mine next! when you're cleaning your car by keeping a hammer in your pocket and starting to batter your windscreen when you see them approaching.

written by Mary Hinge, 26 June 2009
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No nasty taste in my mouth again.

When posting faeces to Her Majesty the Queen (or other famous personalities, such as Gareth Gates), avoid getting poo on your tongue by using self-sealing envelopes.

written by Mary Hinge, 26 June 2009
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Next David Blaine Stunt

"Good Morning America" will feature David Blaine next week who will try to survive for seven days with his head up his ass.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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Dozens of California C-5A Transport Planes Bound For a "Secret" Mission

It has been leaked that Governor Schwarzenegger has approved a plan to take the 53,000 illegal aliens incarcerated in California prisons and secretly release them in an isolated area of Montana.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 June 2009
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The Iowa School Principal With Tremendous Jurisdiction

An Arizona girl, 13, was illegally strip-searched because it was thought she was hiding Ibuprofen in her panties. Meanwhile in Iowa, a principal found a corncob in an old school marm's bloomers.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 June 2009
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Caught Their Attention

Greenpeace representative showing film "The Last Dodo" attended by over 500 women in small town after typo, "Dildo" in local newspaper.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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Sammy Sosa's "This Is My Weekly Excuse Of The Week" (Excuse #2)

Sammy Sosa says that he did not take steroids and that his tremendous bulging muscles are a direct result of ingesting Wheaties Breakfast Cereal six times a day.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 June 2009
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The Biggest Change In The History of Microsoft

In a move aimed at getting rid of their "Soft" image Microsoft will be changing their name to to Microhard.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 June 2009
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New Dental Hygienist

New Boogertown dental hygienist inspires over 100 new customers and have teeth clean & than go to optometrist for eye strain.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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Gen Colon Bowel agrees to Jackson DNA paternity test.

"Hopefully Brother Obama's fixed things good & proper in the CIA records department!"

written by queen mudder, 26 June 2009
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Looks Like It's Adios To Rush, Lou, & Bill

President Obama suggests he may grant amnesty to illegal aliens. Immediately Rush Limbaugh, Lou Dobbs, and Bill O'Reilly have a fit and say that's it they're all moving to England.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 June 2009
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President George W Bush denies Jackson was his top

Al Qaeda asset: "Shit, that's Miley Cyrus!"

written by queen mudder, 26 June 2009
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Pope Joe Ratzinger to officiate at Jackson state funeral

...for the usual $250,000 fee, of course!

written by queen mudder, 26 June 2009
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White House Stars And Stripes to fly at half mast until

official state funeral of Michael Jackson.

written by queen mudder, 26 June 2009
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Feverish UFO activity over Neverland prompts Pentagon

rapid response team armed with spacetaser technology!

written by queen mudder, 26 June 2009
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Cops find second body at Jackson ranch prompting

speculation of a Waco-style suicide cult fiasco

written by queen mudder, 26 June 2009
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King of Pop in Bleach overdose drama

Pathologist's report reckoned a whitewash.

written by Blazing Saddle, 26 June 2009
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Japan To Resume Whaling

A clause in the International Whaling Commission convention means countries can hunt whales for research. Japan says they will immediately begin research on their taste.


written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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Research Deemed Sexist

Researchers have found that eating nuts will considerably reduce the possibility of a heart attack in diabetic women. Why only women? Could it be that men already have their own nuts?

written by IN SEINE, 26 June 2009
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Honduran President Ignores Court

Tensions are rising in Honduras after President Manuel Zelaya ignored a court order to reinstate the army chief, pay them for the past six months.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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China Blocks Hummer Sale

A Chinese firm's bid to buy the gas-guzzling Hummer car brand will be blocked on environmental grounds, according to Chinese state radio, through all the hacking and coughing.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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New Solar Plane

Swiss adventurer Bertrand Piccard has unveiled a prototype of the solar-powered plane he hopes eventually to fly around the world, or at least the sunny parts, as it flies at 1,000 feet.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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G-8 Gets Tough

Foreign ministers from G8 countries have "deplored" the post-election violence in Iran and called on the authorities to respect human rights or we'll hold our breath until we turn blue.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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Michael Jackson to Go for Recycling

Parts of Michael Jackson that are not biodegradable (that's most of him) will go for recycling.

written by IN SEINE, 26 June 2009
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No More White Gloves

Over 250,000 Michael Jackson's personal white gloves have already been sold on eBay before it was closed down.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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SC Governor Missing

South Carolina governor, trying to recover amid ouster calls, decides to disappear for a few days.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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In Other News...

Michael Jackson is dead. Meanwhile North Korea has hit South Korea with two nuclear bombs, The Queen abdicates the thrown of England and President Obama has fatally shot his mother-in-law to death.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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Cape Carnaveral Cahnges Name Again

Cape Canaveral, which once change it's name to Cape Kennedy & than back to Cape Canaveral, changed it's name this morning to Cape Michael Jackson, then to Cape Farrah Fawcett.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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Rhode Island To Change Name?

The country's smallest state has the longest official name: "State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations." has decided to change it's name to Jacko.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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King Of Pop Gone

Michael Jackson, the 'King of Pop,' apparently pops off at age of 50.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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Jacko death an opportunity

Memo to all recording artists: This would be a very good time to release all your latest and worst tracks.

written by marlowe, 26 June 2009
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Returns?

So, does anyone have any returns for the O2 concerts?

written by marlowe, 26 June 2009
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Uri's Back Baby!

Oh no, I suppose this means we're now going to have to listen to hours of interviews with Uri (I have a book coming out on him) Geller!

written by marlowe, 26 June 2009
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Buy Michael Jackson Dies

Find discount Michael Jackson dies in eBay shops now!

written by Ron Smith, 26 June 2009
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The Great State of Arkansas' New Driving Law

Arkansas passes an "Anti-Texting While Driving" Law. The first offense will result in a $500 fine. The second offense will result in being put in jail and beaten with a computer keyboard.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 June 2009
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Sanford and Son - The Old NBC Sitcom

NBC capitalizing on The Governor Mark Sanford "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" extra-marital affair re-issues CD's of the old sit-com Sanford and Son. Sales go through the roof.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 June 2009
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Good Old Governor Sanford Will Reimburse South Carolina

Governor Mark Sanford says he will reimburse South Carolina for his little trip to Argentina. He has agreed to pay back $8,000 for hotel and meal costs plus an extra $700 for condoms.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 June 2009
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You Must Be This Tall To Ride

The world's fattest man Twill Rigadoon who weighs 1,297 pounds has just been hired by Six Flags of Texas to be its latest attraction ride The Tilt-A-Twill.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 June 2009
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The Happy Newlywed Ricey Couple

China has banned the age old tradition of throwing rice at weddings. Effective immediately rice throwing will be replaced with peas throwing.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 June 2009
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The Missile Is Now Leaving For Hawaii

An rich elderly couple living in Honolulu heard that North Korea is planning on firing a missile towards Hawaii. They quickly go on eBay and purchase an anti-missile.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 June 2009
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Motherhood 2009

A woman in Bisbee, Arizona who cannot afford health insurance delivers her own baby. She then sends herself a bill for $2,000. She can't pay it. And she has herself arrested for non-payment.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 June 2009
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South Carolina Might Lose It's Governor

A GOP leader, Glenn McCall wants Governor Mark Sanford to resign because of his extra-marital affair with "That Argentinian Woman." Sanford responds by saying, "Bite me!"

written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 June 2009
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First Came The 'Ant Farm'

A man in El Paso takes the 'Ant Farm' idea and invents a 'Roach Ranch.' In two weeks he manages to sell zero 'Roach Ranches.'

written by Abel Rodriguez, 26 June 2009
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Republicans Playing Catch Up

Democratic voters outnumber Republican voters. To become a majority party more moral Republican "immoral hanky-panky" is required. John Edwards a Democrat has already done his duty for his party!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 June 2009
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Heavenly TV 10:30 P.M.:

The Tonight show Featuring Johnny Carson: Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett appear. Ed McMahon emcees.

written by Adam Click, 26 June 2009
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Ed's final call

Here'ssssssssssss Michael, Here'sssssss Farrah, welcome to the Eternity show

written by disciple, 26 June 2009
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Health Officials Concerned

Nation's health officials predict virtual epidemic of middle-aged women in ass-hanging-out swimsuits this July 4th. Warn: Turn your head quickly to avoid choking on your own vomit.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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Michael Jackson Fakes Death!

King of Pop follows example of The King, going into hiding to escape media attention, says anonymous source close to Jackson.

written by The San Francisco Onion, 26 June 2009
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Farrah Fawcett's Phantom

Rash of "Charlie's Angel" sightings in Los Angeles, San Diego areas. Ghostly glamour girl recognized by locks of feathered hair, gleaming-white smile, and two large nubs under flowing white robes.

written by The San Francisco Onion, 26 June 2009
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Gore Loses Again

Supreme Court overturns the facts in Al Gore's documentary, An Inconvenient Truth, and any future movies by a 5-4 decision.

written by Bureau, 26 June 2009
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King Of Pop Dies

John Pemberton, inventor of Coca Cola has died at the age of 57 after a life spent addicted to cocaine, kola nuts, damiana, morphine and bubbles. "He was the real thing", said an adman from the 1960's

written by Ron Smith, 26 June 2009
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Spoof site crashes at Jackson news...

Millions of disbelieving fans reckoned it was all one very big Spoof...

written by queen mudder, 26 June 2009
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