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British Foreign Secretary (BFS) Appeases Arabs

The BFS, related to pre WWII PM Neville Chamberlain, says "the Gaza conflict will agitate the Arab street." No mention is made that Hamas rockets and homicide bombers have agitated the Israeli street.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 06 January 2009
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South Korean Joke

The South Korean scientist who introduced the first human clowning Monday as a joke has been taken away and seltzer boarded.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2009
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Spots On Wall Street

President Bush says that greed plus all those people jumping off roofs created current Wall Street plunge.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2009
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Obese American Therapy

American Obese People Inc. are headed for Korea to take therapy of attempting to climb Pork Chop Hill.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2009
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Today's Kids Liking Solar

Science Digest: Today's 6-10 year-olds showing lots of interest in solar power, especially of the magnifying glass effects on an ant hill.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2009
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Shocking Hold-Up In Dayton

A Quick Stop manager in Dayton, Ohio, who was held up by a robber with a stun gun, says he's still trying to get over the initial shock.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2009
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Limbaugh Pops Off

Barack Obama's latest cabinet appointee announcement believed be the cause of Rush Limbaugh's spontaneous explosion in mid-harangue.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2009
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Removed Penis Remains

A hospital in Portland, Oregon is being sued after a surgeon accidentally leaves removed penis inside patient Undergoing sex-change.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2009
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New Sex Education brings Down Birthrate

In London's Chelsea area, schoolchildren are taught to try oral sex in an attempt to bring down the teenage birthrate. In the best English tradition, they are being asked to keep a stiff upper lip.

written by IN SEINE, 06 January 2009
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Big Six OK Too

All BIG THREE makers of Levitra, Viagra, and Cialis say they are doing fine during the recession, even though the nation is going through hard times.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2009
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Top Gun Series?

It is rumoured that the BBC are to make a soap opera loosely based on the film 'Top Gun'. A spokesman for the BBC was quick to quash the rumours by saying that "It is only a pilot programme."

written by IN SEINE, 06 January 2009
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New Series on Immigrant TV

'A Place NOT in the Sun' - tour of the Brish Isles in summer at 6:00pm nightly

written by IN SEINE, 06 January 2009
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Bush Feeds Poodle!

In his last week in office, President Bush will give his poodle, Tony Blair the highest civilian award in the US - the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Barak Obama was heard to say "Nice doggy!

written by IN SEINE, 06 January 2009
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'Gay' Iguana Discovered

A spectacular pink type of Galapagos iguana promises to rewrite the family's evolutionary history. Scientists believe it might be gay but cannot discover how the species managed to procreate.

written by IN SEINE, 06 January 2009
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Dolls Hit Top Xmas Toys for 2008

The hit list of top toys for Christmas 2008 were the Barbie and Ken Bondage set followed a close second by the Mrs. Beasley's Abortion Clinic.

written by Rusty, 06 January 2009
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Pan-EU driving offence enforcement a Joke

In 2008 UK speed cameras spotted 169,361 offending foreign vehicles that could not be pursued or prosecuted because they were not registered on the DVLA computer system.

written by Rusty, 06 January 2009
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Pottery firm 'Broke'.

Iconic china and ceramics firm Waterford Wedgwood goes into administration after their research department's failure to come up with an novel and unbreakable bouncing clay.

written by Rusty, 06 January 2009
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China to 'clean up' Internet

Chinese censors say images of pretty girls in suggestive poses accessed via the internet are unhealthy and damage men's physical and mental health by causing erections and the need to masturbate

written by Rusty, 06 January 2009
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Scientists dismiss 'Detox' myth

Sense About Science reviewed hundreds of detox products, saying all are more scent than substance. Just consume plenty of fresh fruits, veggies and water, and have a good crap every day.

written by Rusty, 06 January 2009
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Colour Discrimination


The BBC is to replace a doll based on the Upsy Daisy character from In the Night Garden as critics say it is too light-skinned. The replacement doll will be a seasick vomit shade of Hulk green.

written by Rusty, 06 January 2009
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Gaza Strip Restocked with Drinking Water

Fluorastame, a new brand of drinking water, produced by Israel for the Gaza strip, is being let through the border. The solution contains maximal fluorine and aspartame to "make peace".

written by Aspartame Boy, 06 January 2009
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Jewish incursion into Gaza

Jewish leaders denied a report that the incursion was really launched after hearing some loose change was laying around unprotected in Gaza

written by disciple, 06 January 2009
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Elephant shot outside UN Building

Police are investigating the mysterious shooting of a elephant outside the UN building in New York.The elephant was 1 year old. Authorities believe that the shooter may have a dislike for trunk calls.

written by whatinthe world, 06 January 2009
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Discusted Couple Walk Out During Movie

Couple in small town in Kentucky get up and walk out of their home entertainment center over vulgar movie content.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2009
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Cave Drawings Deciphered

Archaeologists finally decipher cave drawings: "Whole tribe feel funny after burning new weed in fire. Og see pink Woolly Mammoth."

written by Bureau, 06 January 2009
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Casinos Losing Wampum

Indian Casinos intake down some twenty percent wampum during 2008 headed for Washington to ask for bailout.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2009
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Gives Six Pints, Ghost

Hemophiliac, who got stoned out of his mind New Year's night, gives up to six pints of blood at six different clinics, also gives up the ghost.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2009
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New Year's Resolution

Local alcoholic says he's just trying to get through the rest of his life by taking it one drink at a time.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2009
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Nuther Danza Sitcom

Tony Danza signed up for his twenty-first Sitcom to be broadcast on Friday night in Guatemala.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2009
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100th Do-Wap Special

The Public Broadcasting System has announced the 100th Jerry Butler-hosted Do-Wap Money Raising Special beginning in February.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2009
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Hole In One

In Sacramento, California, an eighty-two year-old golfer credits Viagra for scoring a hole in one.

written by Bureau, 06 January 2009
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