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The Venezuelan No-Food Diet Works

Juan Rios a student at Caracas College has marked his 90th day of being on a hunger strike in protest of Venezuelan Dictator Hugo Chavez. Juan's weight has gone from 195 pounds down to 7 pounds.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 January 2009
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"Head 'em Up, Move 'em Out"

One of the worst droughts in Texas history is killing off a tremendous amount of cattle. One agriculture expert said that the cows are so weak you couldn't pay 'em to stampede.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 January 2009
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National Overweight Day

Today is National Overweight Day...so why not take a fat friend out to breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 January 2009
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The Chinese Humpless Camels

Chinese agriculture authorities are amazed at the increase in the number of camels in China. One expert attributed it to the fact that hunters are only removing the camel humps.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 January 2009
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No Money, Just Drugs

The Pfizer Drug Company announces it will lay-off one-third of it's employees. A company spokesperson said that in lieu of severance pay, each employee will receive a month's supply of Lipitor.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 January 2009
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Amish Receive Approval

According to "Buggy & Driver Magazine", the leader of a national Amish/Minnonite Group has officially approved the wearing of black and white tattoos.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2009
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Carolina Family Returns Money

In Charleston, South Carolina yesterday, the owners of a stolen Honda Spit returned insurance money after that strong north wind blew a pile of leaves off of it.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2009
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It's The Genie Again

Genie found in lava lamp offers finder his choice of three wishes. Finder's wish number one: Could finally break the habit of drug-induced genie visions.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2009
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Cartoonist Found

In Denmark, the body of the cartoonist who draws Mohammed & Hobbs found in several locations around Copenhagan.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2009
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Flagpole Nerds All Over Indianapolis

A teen gang has been arrested in Indianapolis, Indiana for wedging nerds out in the polar air and sticking their tongues to flagpoles and parking meters.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2009
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Circuit City Blown

Bankrupt Circuit City Stores Incorporated said today that it will officially "Pull the plug" on it's last store sometimes in May.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2009
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Army Enlists The Fat

The U.S. army has raised it's weight limits so that heavy people can now join its forces. However, they will be warned that they will be a bigger target, so it's up to them if they want to stay fat.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2009
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Obama's New Nominees

Barack Obama has nominated Tim Geithner for Secretary of the Treasury although Geithner didn't pay the taxes he had owed for three years. Next up, Obama nominates Amy Winehouse as Surgeon General.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2009
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Accidentally Went Off!

Two airport security guards in New York City have been rushed to the hospital after a strip search revealed that an extremely fat man was trying to conceal explosive diarrhea.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2009
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New Osama Video

A new video has been released by Osama bin Laden in which he appears to be dressed like that of the Lone Ranger. (Who was that mosque man?)

written by Bureau, 16 January 2009
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Oprah Tramples Chicago Couple

Choice of five different makes of sweet potato pie at Chicago restaurant drives Oprah screaming out the door, trampling two.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2009
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Eunoch Sang Closer

Geraldo: Voice of five-year-old Chinese girl who supposedly sang in the Olympics closing ceremony last summer faked also. It has now been traced to that of a 55-year-old eunuch.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2009
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All- Fired Mad & Upset

The Pullman-Drake Supply Company in Augusta, Georgia was burned to the ground yesterday by a recently fired employee.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2009
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Tribe of Little-Heads

A whole village of "Little-Headed People has been discovered in the Congo. Archaeologists say each member of the tribe traces his ancestors back to the same hotfooted witch doctor.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2009
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Collecting Nerdnuts

Police in Rochester, New York say that recently arrested "Eunice The Eunocher" apparently lured innocent nerds over the internet.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2009
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French Slugfeat

In Paris, France the three leading five star restaurants will
will be holding a slugfest this weekend for the nation's best restaurant.

written by Bureau, 16 January 2009
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KaKa enters Seminary

Milan soccer ace KaKa has announced he is to becone a Catholic preist. "I have even bought my own cathedral" he has told reporters.

written by Jools M , 16 January 2009
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New York Plane Crash

New York City police have arrested Mike Score, lead singer of A Flock of Seagulls, on terrorism charges, after they heard he had brought down an Airbus in New York City. He claims mistaken identity.

written by IainB, 16 January 2009
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Fight Breaks Out in Harry Ramsdens

A fight broke out today in Harry Ramsden's famous chip shop in Skipton, Yorkshire, today. Police said 3 fish were battered.

written by IN SEINE, 16 January 2009
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