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24!

In California, baby boy has been born with 24 perfectly formed fingers and toes - 6 on each hand and foot. "When he grows up he will be useful for thumbing a lift or flipping the bird" doctors said.

written by IN SEINE, 05 February 2009
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Etta James, 71, Be Wantin' To Kick Beyonce's Ass!

Etta James, 71, threatens to kick Beyonce's ass. Beyonce says, "The old sister is just pissed off 'cause her fat ass drags the floor...hey, ain't my fault the old bitch got industrial cellulite."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 February 2009
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IHOP's Latest Meal Deal: The Pancake Bailout

IHOP is the latest company to ask for a 'bailout.' A spokesman for the hot cake franchise said, "We do wish that we could say that our hot cakes are selling like hot cakes but they're not."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 February 2009
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Mrs. Dick Cheney - The Cheney That Has Some Sense

Dick Cheney keeps saying over and over that there are going to be catastrophic nuclear and biological terrorist attacks. People are sick of hearing him. Even his wife, said, "Dicky, shut the F up!"

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 February 2009
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Bill "Mosquito Man" Gates

Bill Gates, billionaire founder of Microsoft released a swarm of mosquitoes at a California conference in order to make a point. Sales of 'Off' in the Golden State went through the roof.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 February 2009
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Colin & Condoleezza Bunker

Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice will star in a remake of the TV sitcom, "All In The Family." Powell will star as Archie Bunker and Rice will portray his wife Edith. The show will be set in Harlem.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 February 2009
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Bin Laden Awaits Sign From God

Osama Bin Laden is waiting for a sign from God after the change in administration in the US. He is keen to see a burning Bush!

written by bigfella comedy, 05 February 2009
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Bush Approval Rating Up!

Since George Bush's retirement, his approval rating has climbed steadily and has now passed that of "having a boil on my ass".

written by Bureau, 05 February 2009
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Boomers Booming Again!

Much to the surprise of census takers, the number of baby boomers keeps increasing as several 60-year-olds are now having babies.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2009
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Miley Sues Hannah

In Nashville this morning, Miley Cyrus of Franklin, Tennessee announced that she is suing Hannah Montana for plagiarism.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2009
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Home Foreclosures Up!

A government spokesman reported on ABC News this morning that home foreclosures this week has more than doubled those of last week.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2009
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A Confused McCain

A confused John McCain told reporters today that it was probably a big mistake naming Sarah Palin as his VP. "I should have chosen Cliff Claven. He would have brought some excitement to the ticket."

written by Bureau, 05 February 2009
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Citizens Of Sugarpoot Amazed

The people of Sugarpoot, Tennessee were amazed when it was revealed this morning that a local shitface was, indeed, a tea totaler. "He just looks like that", stated Sheriff Pusser.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2009
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Spoof Writer Complains Snippets Not Long Enough

Spoof writer NickFun complained today about the 200 character limit for Spoof snippets. "Many of my snippets need at least 250 characters", Otherwise they cut me

written by NickFun, 05 February 2009
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Aimless Winelodge

Singer and heavy drinker Amy Winehouse has announced that she wants to take the Pledge. Doctors have warned her that drinking furniture polish could seriously damage her already delicate health.

written by The Manic Daffodil, 05 February 2009
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Showbiz Snippet

In an interview today Pete Doherty stated that he is not going to take any more drugs. On the other hand he is not going to take any less either.

written by The Manic Daffodil, 05 February 2009
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Bank of England Cuts Interest

The Bank of England announced today that the Monetary Policy Committee was no longer interested in the UK. Mervyn King said, "UK PLC is too far gone to save - we're investing in Zimbabwean Dollars".

written by Dungeekin, 05 February 2009
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Country Braced for 'Big Dump'

The UK is braced for a 'Big Dump' overnight, as PM Gordon Brown has his annual bowel movement. Chaos is forecast as last time he had one, he shat on the economy.

written by Dungeekin, 05 February 2009
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Richard Branson claims Virgin Mary a breach of copyright

Virgin, the large, international media and electronics corporation, are to sue the Catholic Church for unsolicited and excessive use of the word 'virgin'. Pope: "Don't worry, we have plenty of money."

written by ChrisAshby13, 05 February 2009
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Obama smokes foul tasting cigar

Barrack Obama reported that the cigars he found in the bottom of the oval office desk tasted foul. No one had the heart to tell him that they were part of Bill Clinton's collection.

written by bigfella comedy, 05 February 2009
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Collectors Outraged at 7" Obama figurine...

...expected a rendering of his likeness, received a 7" porcelin cast of his penis instead.

written by Mr. Staypuf, 05 February 2009
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Detroit - Beverly Hills East?

Ex-Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick is released from The Detroit Jail after serving 99 days. He told reporters, "You guys think Detroit is hell, shit, compared to jail, Detroit is Beverly Hills."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 February 2009
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Ann "The Toothpick" Coulter

A close friend of Ann Coulter told her she's worried about her. Ann asked her why. And she replied, "Oh, I don't know, I guess it's probably because you're 6 foot 3 and you only weigh 81 pounds."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 February 2009
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Ex-Governor Blagojevich's Excuse #18

Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich who has blamed his troubles on 17 different things is now saying that his problems all stem from global warming.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 February 2009
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Elizabeth Edwards Tell-All Book

Elizabeth Edwards (John's wife) is writing a book on politics titled, "John Edwards is Nice, Barack Obama is Good, John McCain is Old, and That Tomboy Sarah Palin Shoots Animals From a Helicopter."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 February 2009
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Camilla Parker Bowles (aka Carol Thatcher)

The BBC is reporting that Carol Thatcher has won The Camilla Parker Bowles Look-a-Like Contest...or is it Camilla Parker Bowles has won The Carol Thatcher Look-a-Like Contest?

written by Abel Rodriguez, 05 February 2009
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Monica Blows Candles

In San Francisco yesterday, Monica Lewinsky had no trouble at all blowing out all her candles on her 35th birthday. "Piece of cake", stated Monica.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2009
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Tornadoes Offered For Hurricane

Midwest America has offered to trade five Spring tornadoes to the South for Fall wildfires and a hurricane to be named later.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2009
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Farmer's Almanac Hit By Recession

200 writers for the Farmer's Almanac Magazine have been laid off after botching this year's annual woolly worm winter predictions.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2009
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Bum On Joyride!

There was a seven shopping cart pile up on a Manhattan street yesterday caused by a bum on a joyride after hijacking a cart from one of the bag ladies.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2009
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Pilgrimage To Hollywood Next Monday

Next Monday, Hollywood, California is preparing for millions making annual holy pilgrimage to the Shirley Temple.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2009
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Calling Dr. Phil

Several garbage collectors have been calling Dr. Phil of late, complaining of an offal burden.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2009
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Another NYC Crane Collapse

Still another Crane collapses in New York City. This time it's Frasier while visiting from Seattle.

written by Bureau, 05 February 2009
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Blagojevich to Open Franchises

Rod Blagojevich is in conference with his attorneys about a new venture: Blago's Paczkis. To be sold in custom shops, the fruit filled sweets are a mid-western specialty which could sweep the nation.

written by Ms. Writer, 05 February 2009
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Palin Heads to London

Alaska Gov Sarah Palin is flying to London to provide aide and comfort to folks suffering from a 4 inch (9.8 cm) snow storm, which the Gov calls "a piece of cake."

written by Ms. Writer, 05 February 2009
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Jess: "Do These Pants Make Me Look Fat?"

Press coverage of Jessica Simpson this week roundly (sic) answered the perennial female question: "Do These Pants Make Me Look Fat?"

written by Ms. Writer, 05 February 2009
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Quasimodo On The Run

Being chased by a bunch of kids in Moss Side, Quasimodo was heard to say: "Ive told you, I haven't got your fucking ball!"

written by Skoob1999, 05 February 2009
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Man Bites Dog

A veterinarian treating Jaques Chirac's dog for a human bite said he brought the dog in apologizing, "I'm sorry: I just got annoyed at the little fluffball, and thought 'there, how do you like it?'"

written by Ms. Writer, 05 February 2009
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Jackson Hewitt, H & R Block, and other tax services rush to the aid of Obama appointees

IRS offers amnesty to all Cabinet appointees if they pay back taxes by February 28th.

written by Jalapenoman, 05 February 2009
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Obama family drops offer to purchase formerly selected first dog

Barack and Michelle were afraid of the political fallout when it was discovered that the puppy had not paid taxes.

written by Jalapenoman, 05 February 2009
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Just One More

California mother of fourteen children under the age of 8, Nadya Suleman, admits she would like to have "just one more"

written by Ms. Writer, 05 February 2009
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