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Government focuses on banks' "Bad-Assets"

America enjoys a collective giggle.

written by Mr. Lizard, 22 February 2009
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Confused Anti-Semitic Graffiti On Synagogue Wall

The strange message read "Jews Go Home. Um. No. I Mean, Jews Get Out Of Israel, It's Not Yours. But Don't Come Here Either. Go To Arab Countries. No. Don't. I Meant Go To Germany. Yeah."

written by P Z, 22 February 2009
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Migrants face tighter work rules

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith says non-EU migrants should not get skilled jobs unless they have been offered to UK workers. That makes no difference really because there are NO skilled workers left.

written by IN SEINE, 22 February 2009
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Hero cop says hes no hero, cop.

When approached by reporters who assumed he was just being modest it was revealed today that a local man mistaken for a hero cop was neither a hero, or a cop.

written by NGDM, 22 February 2009
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Spoof Writers Recognised At Last

As of today, by royal decree, in tribute to Spoof writers, anything of excellence shall be referred to as 'The Monkey's Nuts' or the 'Dunc's Donuts.' And that's an order!

written by Skoob1999, 22 February 2009
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Obesity is the 'New' fat!

According to psychologists and nutitionists, obesity is the 'new' fat. However, Prof. Sue T. Dumpling warns; "This cannot be chewed!"

written by norma snockers, 22 February 2009
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Ricky Hatton Not Gay

"I said I'd put him on his arse. How does that equate to gayness?" said the boxer.

written by Skoob1999, 22 February 2009
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Number 1

'I've Got You,' by the Dooley's reached the top of the charts this week in Bermuda.

written by Skoob1999, 22 February 2009
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Remix

Release of remix featuring Frank Ifield and Sid Vicious titled 'I Remember You, You Bastard' imminent.

written by Skoob1999, 22 February 2009
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Nicked

Two teens arrested at Tesco today for shoplifting batteries and fireworks. One charged, the other let off.

written by Skoob1999, 22 February 2009
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Paper Shop

Disaster at a local paper outlet as it was found to have been blown away.

written by Skoob1999, 22 February 2009
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Large Hadron Collider destroys Universe.

The Large Hadron Collider exploded today creating massive black holes and destroyed everything and everyone in the universe -- except me.

written by NickFun, 22 February 2009
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Secret of Universe within reach!

Senate divided

written by Mr. Lizard, 22 February 2009
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