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Obama - "His First Miracle"!

"And for my first miracle I will change this glass of milk into Guinness"!

Source - US White House - Snoop Bug Transmitter 3

written by iscrivener, 20 February 2009
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Obama Poses The Question

"...and who would win a fight between Batman and T'Challa"?!

Source - about...time magazine - Issue 46664 February 2009.

written by iscrivener, 20 February 2009
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J.C. Penny By Any Other Name

J.C. Penny reports a 51 percent loss in profits. The Federal Agency's Truth In Corporate Naming Department mandates that J.C. Penny change their name to J.C. Half Penny.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 February 2009
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Republicans Can't Win

The republicans can't win these days. After Bernie Madoff cleaned up, over 10,000 of his formerly rich clients have now changed to democrats.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2009
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Washington Intelligence Up

Those congressmen still around after the last election say that Intelligence reports are 50% more accurate but still remains below that of the Sudan.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2009
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NYC : Snakes A Whopper

A boa constrictor that escaped a year ago in New York City is still on the loose. With all the big rats roaming the night streets, experts say that the snake should now be about 60 feet long.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2009
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Bill Couldn't Resist

Sec. of State Hillary Clinton, before leaving Japan, asked if there were any female sumo wrestlers and was told, "No." "Good replied Mrs. Clinton. My husband was here for three days ten years ago."

written by Bureau, 20 February 2009
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Airlines Decide Against Bailouts

Several leading airlines have announced that they will not need any more bailout money after all. Apparently the change occurred when they began charging airline pilots for their drinks.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2009
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Gangsters Remains Found

A group of archaeologists have discovered the remains of thirteen former gangsters while digging near the Las Vegas Pyramids.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2009
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Huge Fire Over China

A huge cloud is on fire over two industrial cities in The People's Republic of China. So far, the fire has been contained to the two clouds.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2009
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Obama Plays The Old Maid Card

During the campaign, it was said that Obama played the race card. When asked about it yesterday in Canada, Obama stated, "All I know is that I wound up with the Old Maid card, she's already moved in."

written by Bureau, 20 February 2009
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Al Sharpton Restrained

Al Sharpton went ape when someone told him to lighten up about the New York Post cartoon.

written by JAB, 20 February 2009
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The US rock band Cheap Trick have released a new album.

They announced it at a naked press conference which some said was eponymous.

written by Roy Turse, 20 February 2009
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My belief in human nature has now reached an all time low.

Or maybe I've just got excessively Jaded over the last couple of days.

written by Roy Turse, 20 February 2009
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The British Meteorological Society is holding their Spring Picnic on Saturday.

It is to be held in the beautiful grounds of Knebworth House, Hertfordshire, or indoors if wet.

written by Roy Turse, 20 February 2009
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A horse got loose recently and ran through the streets of Paris.

Many citizens gave chase, claiming it was the elusive free lunch.

written by Roy Turse, 20 February 2009
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YouTube Gordon Brown

No, you really are a complete tube, Gordon.

written by Roy Turse, 20 February 2009
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Patient Reads During His Brain Surgery

A second patient has been able to read aloud to surgeons while undergoing brain surgery, mostly about "George and the Rabbits."

written by Bureau, 20 February 2009
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"Head 'Em Up, Move "Em Out!"

A former worker at WalMart says he blames the playing of the old theme music from Rawhide over the intercom as the chief cause of last Christmas' stampede at he store.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2009
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O.J. Doing O.K.

Prison guards at a minimum security prison in California say O.J. Simpson is doing fine, writing in his book and playing miniature golf most days.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2009
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Obama Stirring Crowds

Thousands cheered, stomped and applauded President Obama in Ottawa this morning as he spoke on being sure to brush and floss after every meal.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2009
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Gore Gives Loudest Speech Of Career

Al Gore gave his loudest, wildest speech against global warming in Miami yesterday, sometime reaching high C levels.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2009
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The Manatee Man

A well-known historian has announced that The Elephant Man should more-accurately been called, "The Manatee Man". Boy, that will surely open up a can of caterpillars.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2009
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"Cramp The Magnifiennt"

That Amazing Psychic, "Cramp The Magnificent" was filmed by the local news today as we were going into a restaurant, using his mental abilities to cause people to bend over forward as left Taco Bell.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2009
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The 'Bed' Diet

A young lady from Wolverhampton woke up this morning not very hungry at all. She confessd to having a roll and a turnover in bed?.

written by norma snockers, 20 February 2009
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"Bhoy Oh Bhoy Obama"!

Pope Benedict XVI is to officially bless Barack Obama at the forth coming six nations fixture between Scotland and Italy at Murrayfield on 28th Feb.

Source - The Glasgow Herald - 20th February 2009.

written by iscrivener, 20 February 2009
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Cornish is Extinct, experts say

The demise of Cornish in the south-west of England has been prompted by the soaring popularity of naturally-flavoured luxury vanilla.

written by Roy Turse, 20 February 2009
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"Obama Eyes Palace"!

Barack Obama wants to bear an heir to the English throne by having a lovechild to his dear friend Good Queen Bess II.

Source - London Evening Standard 20th February 2009.

written by iscrivener, 20 February 2009
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Paternity tests

In order to reduce the work load on children in schools, paternity tests are to be replaced by an ongoing assessment instead. The pass rate is expected to rise.

written by IainB, 20 February 2009
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A British Tourist compensated by Zimbabwe Robber

Vivian Smythe, a student from Leeds, was held at gunpoint in Harare. The thief stole £100, but felt sorry for Smythe and gave him his money back + several trillion Zimbabwe dollars to catch a train.

written by norma snockers, 20 February 2009
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Simon & Gar To Tour

Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel are planning on doing a tour together this summer, according to Toby Tours, and will wind up in Britain viewing some beautiful gardens there.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2009
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U.S., Jakarta Stronger Ties

The United States pledged stronger Jakarta ties today, they're those bright green, red and yellow ones.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2009
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Taliban Send Pope Message

Pope Benedict XVI declared it an official miracle as his Swiss envoy to the Taliban made it all the way back to Rome minus his head, always a bad sign.

written by Bureau, 20 February 2009
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Obama's Canadian Speech

President Obama held the Canadian audience spellbound yesterday as he delivered his "I Had A Dream..That I Ate A Giant Marshmallow" speech to loud cheers and whistles!

written by Bureau, 20 February 2009
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