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Bill Clinton Happier Now

Former President Bill Clinton said that his wife's new position as Secretary of State allows him more free time to have sex with young girls. "Not sex, blow job", Clinton clarified.

written by NickFun, 18 February 2009
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Six-Months Work Shot

One stupid bigass cockroach destroys six whole months of extremely careful placement of dominoes.

written by Bureau, 18 February 2009
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Huge Pile-Up

There was a 200 car, truck pile-up on Interstate 65 this morning after a tire blows on truck carrying Ky Jelly.

written by Bureau, 18 February 2009
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Hillary Scores One

Thus far on her overseas junket, new Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has already gotten an agreement between Jews, Moslems, not to eat pork.

written by Bureau, 18 February 2009
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Whole World Collapses

World as we know it completely collapses as Bill Gates, whole stupid Walton family declare bankruptcy.

written by Bureau, 18 February 2009
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Baseball Great Admits Taking Drugs

A well-known but unnamed former baseball great admits to having used performance-enhancement drugs, like last night one hour before bedtime.

written by Bureau, 18 February 2009
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Chinese Currency Stronger

The strong Chinese currency is cashing in on the weaker U.S. dollar reports The Times Of The People's Republic Of Las Vegas.

written by Bureau, 18 February 2009
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WBC Protesters to Come to UK

Christian hate-peddlers Westboro Baptist Church have announced they are to picket a tobacconists in Basingstoke, UK, having completely misunderstood the point of their 'God Hates Fags' message.

written by Dungeekin, 18 February 2009
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Israel Seeks Reparations

Israel sets official apology from Egypt for four hundred years of slavery, reparations as truce conditions.

written by Bureau, 18 February 2009
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Peace Prize Awarded to London Restaurant

The Little Bay restaurant in central London have been presenting diners with absolutely nothing when they ask for the bill during February. They have been awarded the NO BILL peace prize.

written by IN SEINE, 18 February 2009
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'Diving must be banned' say Football Association

It should be removed from the 2012 Olympics and replaced by 5-a-side.

written by Roy Turse, 18 February 2009
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Predictions Proved Correct

Writers of the Farmer's Almanac point to their correct prediction last year of a warmer than usual Fall, February ice storm in South and the Britney Spears breakdown, say George Bush next to lose it.

written by Bureau, 18 February 2009
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Gitmo Prisoners Admit Guilt!

Thus far, waterboarded prisoners at Gitmo have confessed to knocking down the twin towers, starting the great Chicago Fire and causing the Red Sox to lose that seventh game to the Mets in 1986.

written by Bureau, 18 February 2009
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Extremist Muslim Cleric Sent to Jordon

Former page 3 'stunna' Jordan was left bewildered today after a home office mix up led to vicious Muslim psychopath Asif Mohammed being left on her doorstep.

written by NGDM, 18 February 2009
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Miss America Still Concerned

Gail Atwood, a former Miss America, told reporters yesterday that she was still "concerned about the things in this world that are important to us all."

written by Bureau, 18 February 2009
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Dancing Chickens A Hoax

Charity "Feed The Chickens" raided after Peta claims that dancing chickens on advertising had floors heated proved true.

written by Bureau, 18 February 2009
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Treats Don't Work

Arrested terrorist apparently tried to get by bomb-sniffing dogs at airport by slipping them Slim Jims and Reggie's Chewys Dog Treats.

written by Bureau, 18 February 2009
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Don't Know What You're Missing

The leaders in Iran told their Hamas friends today that firing huge missiles into the air and even into space is one hundred times the fun of merely firing bullets.

written by Bureau, 18 February 2009
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Watch That First Steeeeppp!!!

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton remains in stable condition in Japan after a sumo wrestler accidentally fell while miss stepping onto an escalator and wiping out everyone below.

written by Bureau, 18 February 2009
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Peanut Allergy Alert

Allergy experts recommend that those allergic to peanuts not get within a mile of those with the salmonella in them.

written by Bureau, 18 February 2009
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Italian Monopoly Game for Sale - contact Palazzo Chigi, Rome for details.

As new, except the 'Get out of Jail Free' card is missing.

written by Roy Turse, 18 February 2009
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Lloyds Banking Group Bonuses Are To Be Limited

The new company, Lloyds Massive Bonuses Limited, begins trading on Monday

written by Roy Turse, 18 February 2009
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Announced today is a single mains charger to be used with all mobile phones.

It will be at my house on Tuesdays if anyone needs it.

written by Roy Turse, 18 February 2009
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Snake Charming Outlawed in India

Snake Charming has been Outlawed in India causing over 1,000 jobs to be lost. However, MPs in the UK are allowed to 'charm' the public - now THAT should be outlawed!

written by IN SEINE, 18 February 2009
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Too Stupid To Live!

Criminals are so stupid. They kill someone and they leave all kinds of evidence and get caught and, believe it or not, according to what they say on the news, the condemned ate a Hardees last meal!

written by Bureau, 18 February 2009
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