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Madoff Victim Of Swindled Money Swindler

Bernie Madoff's wife, two days before he was busted, withdrew $15 million from the banks. This morning Madoff accused her of making off with his hard-swindled money.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2009
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Longest Serving Member

This week, Michigan Congressman John Dingell set an all-time record as the longest serving member ever of the U.S. House of Representatives. Until then, Henry Clay had had the longest serving member.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2009
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Pfeiffer Caught Speeding

Model, Michelle Pfeiffer has been caught speeding in a built-up area in London. She was found driving at 50mph in a 30mph zone and said to The Metropolitan Police; "I'm sorry, but 50 is the new 30!"

written by IN SEINE, 14 February 2009
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It Doesn't Add Up!

According to beauty Michelle Pfeiffer, 50 is the new 30. Maths was never her strong point, but then again she is blonde.

written by IN SEINE, 14 February 2009
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Flasher Caught!

A lost walker was airlifted to safety from foggy moorland, somewhere in Scotland after using the flash on his mobile phone camera to alert rescuers. The air ambulance pilot said "I was lost as well!"

written by IN SEINE, 14 February 2009
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Michael Phelps #1

To no one's surprise, the #1 rated person with the best lung capacity for holding their breath in America is Michael Phelps. Surprisingly, Monica Lewinsky came in second.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2009
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Motocyclists to get airbags

John Tricycle, the inventor of airbag jackets for motorcyclists said he got the idea by looking at the Americans - they are fat and full of hot air!

written by IN SEINE, 14 February 2009
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Adios To One of The "Desperate Housewives"

Nicolette Sheridan, one of the "Desperate Housewives" is leaving the show. When asked why, Ms. Sheridan simply replied, "I'm just no longer desperate."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 14 February 2009
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Denzel & Will and Will & Denzel

In one of the strangest castings of all time, producers of the movie, "The Story of Denzel & Will" have cast Will Smith to portray Denzel Washington and Denzel Washington to portray Will Smith.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 14 February 2009
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Ashley Judd Does Not Like Reindeer Balls

Ashley Judd was asked to play Sarah Palin in an upcoming HBO movie but she declined. Judd said, "I will not play a woman who not only eats reindeer balls, but who thinks that it's cool."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 14 February 2009
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The Next Indiana Jones Movie

Harrison Ford has just announced that he will begin filming his next movie soon. It's entitled, "Indiana Jones - The Search For The Stimulus Package."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 14 February 2009
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Mexico City's Mayor: "Viagra For Votes"

Mexico City's mayor has offered free viagra to all poor men over 60. He wants to make prospective voters happy. One old poor man said, "It is hard for me not to vote for a man like that."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 14 February 2009
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Political Correctness

"It's an oxymoron," claim British public.

written by Roy Turse, 14 February 2009
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Badger love OK

Scientists in Geneva report that badgers are not harmful to the sexual health of our youngsters.

written by Antonio Caldera, 14 February 2009
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Prez's Gals Missing

President Obama's daughters, missing for two hours on Friday, were finally found where an old Bill Clinton tunnel under the White House had caved in, after a tip-off from Hillary.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2009
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Scientists Need Help

Scientists in both the United States and Europe claim that they're not getting enough feedback on the Chicken Flu.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2009
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Wall Street Hurting According To Journal

The Wall Street Journal stated Friday that the sales on stock of The Wall Street Journal have dropped nearly 50%.

written by Bureau, 14 February 2009
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A-Rod Checks Positive For 'Roids

Yankee slugging third baseman Alex Rodriguez has tested positive for 'roids according to the team doctor. "He won't be sliding into any bases anytime soon."

written by Bureau, 14 February 2009
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"Time-Team" runs out of time

"Time-Team", the popular Channel 4 show where Tony Robinson and archaeologists scrape mud from former Roman remains and usually find very little of interest, is to be axed from October, producers say.

written by NODDY, 14 February 2009
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Geese speak out

Geese spokesmen calls today crash of a flight in New York poetic Justice for their brethren lost on the Hudson.

written by disciple, 14 February 2009
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