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US jihadists called "wholesome"

Oh boy, I can't wait to invite them over for dinner.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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Major Sponsors to "Limit" Tiger Woods Role

Adult Video News Signs Tiger to new Rep Contract

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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"Pupil suspended for crisp dealing"

Can't make this stuff up.

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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Protesters Demand "Climate Justice"

30 Days in the cooler ought to do it.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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Can O'Bama Bully the Bankers Into Making More Loans?

It really comes down to "can" and "can not". The Banker Boys can stop making campaign donations to Democrats, and O'Bama as a slave to Bankers can not Bully them.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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Tony Blair Shows Evidence of One WMD

In his defence, Tony Blair has shown evidence of one weapon of mass destruction in the most unexpected place - 10 Downing St. "Just look at the destruction that he has wrought upon our country?" Mr Blair said today

written by IN SEINE, 12 December 2009
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Rowan Williams: " Labour treats us like oddballs"

The Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams has said that the Labour Party treats them like oddballs. In Seine News would like to add that is the pot calling the kettle black!

written by IN SEINE, 12 December 2009
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Teaching Bad Habits

A 12 year old schoolboy from Liverpool has been suspended from school for dealing in... CRISPS! The boy, Joseph Pringle said; "they weren't even cannabis flavoured!"

written by IN SEINE, 12 December 2009
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Police found more than they bargained for

Police drug raid turns up twin aliens. Apparently twin aliens are worth two in the bush.

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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Tiger Woods to move to Arctic and become new North Pole.

Tiger Woods recently told his agent that he would move to arctic and "take on all cummers."

written by OIF2Sniper, 12 December 2009
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Nobel Prize Speech Criticized

President Obama's Nobel Prize acceptance speech is being criticized for not including all the places in the world where he brought peace. "Didn't mention a single one", states one person in audience.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Tiger not out of the Woods yet?

Oprah Winfrey, Michelle Obama, Martha Stewart and several prominent PGA tour golfers wives have come forward with yet more allegations of Tiger Wood's dominance off the green. More to cum.

written by OIF2Sniper, 12 December 2009
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Not The Best Start

Copenhagan global warming conference off to a bad start as cartoonist who drew Mohammed shows up with huge poster.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Illuminati secret code discovered!!

It seems that the Illuminati has been hiding in plain sight.
By using the font "wingdings" and pressing shift,begin typing major terrorist related terms.Q77NY and PENTTBOM being two major giveaways.

written by OIF2Sniper, 12 December 2009
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"Can You See Me , Dad?"

Singer and actor Billy Ray Cyrus will has announced that he has a form of mulletoma as Miley took him to the "Head Shop" for emergency snipping.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Biggest Sales Report Of The Nation

News from the nation's Salvation Army stores, Goodwill Sales and Missions report sales up 33% but soup lines nearly 50%.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Funeral Home Recommends Cremation

Rescuers in Colorado say they have finally found the body of a skier missing since Tuesday. It was stuck to a huge snowball as part of a landslide and is twelve feet tall.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Madoff Again!

President Obama told by key aides that it will do no good to tax the rich. "Bernie Madoff has done that some time ago."

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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"There, That Makes 35"

Doctors and nurses in emergency taking great panes to pull out shards after guy rams motorcycle through store window.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Plus Some Math

Kids in the fifth grade at elementary school say they are learning a lot about Mrs. Crabtree's 'idiot son in the basement, lazy-ass husband and the guy she should have married 30 years ago

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Victoria's Secret Sales Down

Victoria's Secret Stores say their sales are down. "Bad economy causing many wives to downsize what they already have!"

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Congress Tapped Out For Ideas on Things To Tax

Plan is now to Tax Taxes.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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New Weekend At Bernies"

New "Weekend At Bernies" Serial has Bernie so decomposed that he's shared with several characters in the film. Watch for the great animation with the two buzzards, Heckle & Jeckle.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Secret Of Old Timer's Sex

89-year-old man tells the Pittsburgh Newspiper that a nerd kept calling him after seeing their article on octogenarians still having sex. "I told him that we call a good eye roll, sex.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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108 year old woman strangles 110 year old man in nursing home

"I was in fear of his dentures; he threatened to ram them down my throat unless I continued to give in to his intense sexual demands."

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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Neighbors Of Paintball Arena Complain

Neighbors of a Paintball Arena in Alabama have complained to authorities there to move it elsewhere. "It's not the paint", stated one. "It's their colorful language once they get hit."

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Boiler Explosion But No One Hurt

A mattress-stuffing factory near Memphis, Tennessee suffer s huge gas explosion this morning. No one hurt but several in a cotton-picking mood.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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"The Vanguard" Coming To ABC

Should Oprah go ahead and retire, CBS say they may offer something entirely different. It's a show called "The Vanguard" and will have Adam Lambert, Elton John, Little Richard and Bruce Vilanch.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Even Beard Is Real

The latest speculation of the CIA about Cuba is that Fidel died and that's Fidel & Raul Castro's sister posing as Fidel. The sister that never married.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Still The Same

Monday, the Fed is expected to keep it's lowered key interest rate to one percent. Unfortunately, that's the same rate that employers say they will hire each 100 applicants for jobs in 2010.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Secret MOD laptop stolen

So secret no one at the MOD knows about it.

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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We're Right On Top Of This One

FEMA says they are finally through with the Katrina Disaster and are now headed for the Tiger Woods mess.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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If you park your car at Dubai international airport

You risk a 'red notice' and a spot on Interpol's most wanted list.

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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Better Check Brigham 4:76

In Lake Agustine, Utah a bearded lady whose circus had gone under is suing a Mormon man for not taking her as one of his wives, after her new conversion.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Athlete who won gold for UK

is running for his life from UK deportation border control officers

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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Darling on the state of the UK economy

'Well, its in a state."

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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'The man who makes millions from miniature art'

Commissioned by Russian Rocket Forces to build miniature ICMB test fleet; "To avoid more embarrassments," said head of Russian Rocket Forces.

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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UK's cherished AAA status not under threat

- for now, says news reports.

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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Climate Protestors in Copenhagen

cause storm.

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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Woods takes 'indefinite break from golf'

"Just too indefinite", says the world of golf.

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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Tony Blair: "Iraq invasion was right"

or wrong, according to experts.

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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Ellie Goulding - "who knew"

Related to Eric Coulding.

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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"Rowan Williams": ministers treat faith as a 'problem'"

They want to lock us up on insanity wards; the UK is getting more like Stalin's USSR under Gordon Brown than under Stalin.

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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'MPs urge mininum price for alcohol'

"Our expense claims won't cover the top notch stuff'

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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Archbishop: "Lack of faith is a problem"

- among the clergy.

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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What a Woman wants; one, two, three

Too much of Tiger Woods - 'apparently'.

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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British lawyers furious

that English law protects Woods's private parts

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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Tiger Woods "philosophical about it all"

'I just need to get out of the rough,' said Woods.

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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"Iran agrees to nuclear fuel swap, with caveats"

'We will do what we want with the stuff'

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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Tiger Woods to take break from pro golf

"He worries that he will try for another 19th hole", said a close friend.

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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Top U.N. Official to leave his expenses paid house

- sometime in March

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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Obama wishes Jews worldwide a Happy Hanukkah

and tells them that "Their Time is Coming" - whatever that means.

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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Tiger Woods picks up "Highest Bang for the Buck" Award

no further comment

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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Norwegians "somewhat peeved"

President Obama told the Norwegians that if pacifists had its way then Norway would still be occupied by the Nazis. Well, in 'so many words'.

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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In a Thatcheresque U-Turn if you want to

Obama Talks "War War" at Nobel Peace Prize event.

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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From The Diary Of Sharpton

"So I thought, this is one of those dreams about being naked on the street so I just let myself go. However, this was that one in a million chance that it was true, but the congregation kept with me."

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Joe Hunter Death Inquiry

Police now believe that the late rhythm & blues singer Ivory Joe Hunter was poisoned by poachers for his ivory.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Nothing Comes Cheap

Beans and potatoes diet no longer thrifty in California where they have passes a passed gas surcharge of $1.00 per pound.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Thought He's Grow Out Of It!

Parent says she should have noticed early signs in son when he killed all the neighborhood pets.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Victoria Beckham - advised to have a bunionectomy

and a lobotomy.

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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P'Bama blasts Banks for Opposing Regulations Overhaul

Banks respond by cutting political donations to Democrats. Melee ensues.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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Another Breakthrough

"Here Boy" the tiny cellphone collar snap, now available for your dog.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Drank A Bit

"Old Wrinkled Pinky" the rapper , who sold nearly fifty-five recordings in his career, dead at 29.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Bristol Tired Of Jokes

Bristol Palin, daughter of former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin says she is growing weary of all the "Yo mamma" jokes.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Blair: I would have removed Saddam Hussein Anyway

"We really wanted those Iraqi Oil Fields for Shell Oil, and removing Saddam and toppling the government was the easiest way to take them."

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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Shatner and Palin on Tonight Show

Captain Kirk and Mrs. Quirk lock horns in Science vs. Bible headbutting contest.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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NRA: Guns & Bibles!

The National Rifle Association have adopted President Obama's "Guns & Bibles" remark as their new national slogan.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Its Now Official- Barack O'Bama Wasn't Ready to be President

Perhaps we can upgrade with a trade for Putin.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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Really Far Out!

Remains of Timothy Leary pay surprise visit to the international space station.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Nothing To Do With It

Those studying events leading up to 9/11 say recovered old e-mails from former President in 1999 are mostly penis enlargement ads.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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They're On Endangered List

Greenpeace told to stop their study of Eskimo breeding habits immediately!

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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The Right Snuff

Interpol discovers gang who wanted to snuff Copenhagen leaders at conference there.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Taxes Rolling Up

The state of California which has raised the taxes charged on the cost of cigarettes and beer, now may charge tax over a certain amount of tire rotations, according to Dept. of Transportation.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Lithium Could Save The Planet

Lithium, the wonder metal that fires your phone, new electric car and iPod, is being used in batteries so much that it may save the planet from overpopulation. "It is highly unstable", says Scientist.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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May Lead To More Tailgaiting!

Makers of small fuel-efficient cars to improve crash records by placing hard steel three feet bumpers on the front.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Immigration Raid Nets 280 Arrests In California

INS Officials say they conducted a sweeping raid In California yesterday, netting 280 arrests of illegals. Of the 280, 279 had been arrested 99 times or more previously by the same officers.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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Mouth Organ Arrives

Investigation of "organs for sale" from overseas increases after man receives harmonica for $10,000.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Company Falling Behind

Single maker of Swine flu vaccine falls further behind. "Could we possibly interest you in something for the shits?"

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Money To Burn!

The US Treasury Department has ordered Americans to quit burning money for heat, even though we realize it's the lowest cost way of heating homes.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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At Least It Sounds Good

Senate bill that would give medicare to 55 and over now say it will begin social security at 40. "There's no money in there anyway, so what?"

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Saves Some Bread

Third quarter up as many take advantage of McDonald's new 75 cent Bunless Burger.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Can't Quit Heaving

William Shatner sex video appears on the internet causing several to be hospitalized for dehydration, after happening upon site by accident.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Obama Take Advantage Of Visit

President Obama takes some time off on Copenhagen visit to purchase some cheap snuff for his mother-in-law.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Give It Room!

Poll reveals that most people thin that the Hadron Collider is a new type of Hummer automobile.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Sudden Freeze Catch Several Off Guard

Massive storm suddenly hits the US northeast as several freeze on spot as emergency crew, good Samaritan neighbors carry them inside.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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The Talking Monkeys

Scientist: The talking monkeys are the key to how language evolved. "Well, Mordicai over there stated, 'Let's just be honest with these human' & it sort of took off from there", stated Carl Chimp.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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"Big Brother" Brutal

The picture that could land you in jail: How police in Big Brother Britain treat you like a terrorist for taking holiday snaps of papers inside formerly locked cabinets.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Bogus Veteran Arrested

Bogus 'SAS veteran' arrested after being caught parading with 'impossible' medal haul, banana taped inside pants.



written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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16-Year-Olds On The Pill

Girls get the Pill on demand: Now 16-year-olds can pick up contraceptive without prescription, money if they're cute enough.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Gordon Brown Enters Record Books As the Most Generous Scotsman... EVER!

Having just given away €1.5 billion, Gordon Brown has entered the Guinness Book of Records as the most generous Scotsman ever to have lived. Already, this year he has given away over £500 billion

written by IN SEINE, 12 December 2009
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Pee-wee's Big Comeback

Pee-wee Herman's big comeback as Big-Wanker Herman after Swedish operation.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Openly Gay In Houston

Houston voters may elect openly gay mayor who performs with partner on Houston local TV.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Palin Turns Tables On Shatner

Sarah Palin made a surprise appearance on "The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien" on Friday and turned the tables on actor William Shatner by shooting that thing off Shatner's head, probably a tribble.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Tige Off Golf!

Tiger Woods has announced that he is taking an 'indefinite' leave from golf, senses.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Printing Coasts: $10Million

Senate set to advance $1.1Trillion for spending bill after the 30 days that it takes to print that much money.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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We Understan

Pakistan Prime Minister says South Waristan, Blowupistan offensive over.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Lawyers Give Caylee Anthony Death Details

From the evidence they have collected, one day the little girl was alive and then another time later she was dead.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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Shell Wins Iraq Oil Field Contract

Surprise!!!

'Tis the season to be Jolly, fa la la la laaa la la la la.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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Teacher-student sex OK , judge rules

Great, now every fine looking babe will be getting A's for their course.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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Clinton Slams Iran as Exporter of Terror

Earlier today it was announced that Israel had surpassed the United States in arms and munitions exports.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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Woman, 98 Murders Room Mate, 100 at Massachusetts Nursing Home

Prosecutor says he will be seeking the Death Penalty.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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Senior al-Quaida leader killed by Dron I.D'd.

As Director or External Operations, he was primarily responsible for carrying ammo boxes.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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Co-Defendant: Amanda Knox "Not Capable of Murder"

Nonetheless she ain't stay'in overnight with my daughter for no slumber party.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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Pentagon Develops New Cluster Bomb for Use on Taliban


The new bomb blows up before impact dispersing replica Nobel Peace Prizes onto Taliban militants.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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PGA Tour Players Deny Interviews Ever Happened

Quotes attributed to PGA tour Players are now being denied. Stating that the interviews never happened, they are reported to having sent thank you notes to Tiger as they headed off to Las Vegas.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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Pervert eagerly awaits "Avatar"

"Pussy with boobs?", said John Q. Pervman, "I am soooo there!"

written by Alexandria177, 12 December 2009
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Aging Aunt dreading Christmas

She wishes that her son and his family would leave her alone this year, and not insist on having her over. "I'd rather spend it with my girlfriend", the 55 year old closet lesbian said.

written by Alexandria177, 12 December 2009
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Congress interferes with private mercenary corporation

They are being investigated for assassination and such. But not to worry, they've changed their name, the CIA assures us they are innocent, and the appropriate Congressman are being bought off.

written by Alexandria177, 12 December 2009
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Tiger Woods to Star in New Prime Time Game Show

The new show to be called "Sexual Jeopardy."

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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House Passes Financial Rules Revamp

Political Donations will now be Tax Deductible for Banks and Investment Firms.

'Tis the Season to be Jolly....Fa la la la laa la la la la

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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Report: Pallestinian Sex Trafficking To Israel Exists

Seems appropriate. The reverse sure doesn't sound fun.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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Tiger Switches from Road Beef Commander to Fishing Fleet Captain

New Fishing fleet hunt for blond mermaids that smell like fish.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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Organic Food Supplier Fined

for adding worker to the harvest

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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Out for a fast buck

Grave robbers steal the bones of Tassos Papadopoulos, former president of Cyprus.

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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Lindsay Lohan saves 40 sparrows

Nest Soup fans furious, hopping mad and spitting fire.

written by Tcoah, 12 December 2009
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Tiger Woods Holed Up On His Yacht.

Says something smells like fish.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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"There Must Have Been Some Unrine In..."

New song knocks off "Walking Round In Women's Underwear" as worst Holiday song. This year it's "Frosty The Yellowish Snowman".

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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US collapse near?

More than 50% of all adults in the US are now either on a government payroll or some form of government assistance.

Yes my dear, the end is near.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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Really Hate That

The most unpopular color for new bedrooms in 2009: Michael Jackson Corpse Gray!

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Reveral of Fortune for Federal Employees

Bonuses for banking executives have been capped at less than $ 1M per year,(poor bastards) salaries for Federal employees have skyrocket with over 200,000 making over $ 170K per year.(lucky bastards)

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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Reason To Be Thankful

One of the things Americans said they were the most thankful for this Thanksgiving was that we could eat like horses till January 1st.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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King Visited Manson Again

Stephen King back to visit Charles Manson cell to interview Manson's "friends" for his new book.

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Boom!! Found One!

Sniffer rats are being trained to detect landmines according to a Cornish animal expert who is training rats to detect landmines. "You have to train them in groups as each one is a suicide rat."

written by Bureau, 12 December 2009
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Congress Puts Cap On Health Insurance Benefits

Perfect. Now all the insurance companies have to do is increase premiums.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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EPA Employs High School Science Class Dropouts

Dry ice manufactures gave the EPA the cold shoulder. The group told the EPA that "high school science class dropouts" should not be designating Carbon Dioxide as a harmful gas.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 December 2009
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Tiger Woods Goes into Hiding

Rumors are circulating that Tiger Woods is hiding out at the Apache Oasis Bordello located in Bordello Falls AZ.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 December 2009
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Medicare to the Rescue

House Speaker Pelosi still desires a health care bill public option, with Medicare as the existing government vehicle. She has proposed an amendment to include all six billion people on the planet.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 December 2009
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New Climate Research

Climate Change Conference to ban all children's bicycles with training wheels! The consensus is based on environmentalist research that such vehicles generate more carbon dioxide than a 747 jetliner.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 December 2009
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What Next Phasers?

The different religious sects in Iraq have been killing each other & innocent people for over 1300 years. They have used rocks, knives, guns & now bombs are the weapon of choice! What next phasers?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 December 2009
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You Win Some, You Lose Some

Gator Aid has dropped Tiger Woods from their advertisements, but Viagra has picked up his endorsement.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 December 2009
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EPA Writing a New Rule on Carbon Dioxide

President Obama has requested the EPA to write a new rule to limit the amount of CO2 a person is allowed to exhale. Included cost offsets allow special people to exhale to their hearts content.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 December 2009
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Osama bin Laden Found

Osama bin Laden has been identified as a writer for "The Spoof" and is believed living in the East End of London. CIA and MI6 officials are mulling over conducting a missile attack.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 12 December 2009
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Tiger Woods Takes Leave from Professional Golf

New Identification and plastic surgery to follow.

written by Richard DagNabbit, 12 December 2009
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New one star speed record set!

In an awesome display of how much attention one man can pay to another, my latest snippets got one-starred within two minutes of being posted! The previous record had been five minutes!

written by Alexandria177, 12 December 2009
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WASP minority of one on the Supreme Court

There is only one WASP on the court, versus six Catholics, two Jews, women, blacks, hispanics...the President is being called upon to pledge to appoint a token straight white male Protestant next.

written by Alexandria177, 12 December 2009
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The Princess and the Frog

Disney is remaking it so that the Princess is black, to make up for their Uncle Remus crap of old. But don't worry, misplaced sexual innuendos, fart jokes, and other Disney staples are untouched.

written by Alexandria177, 12 December 2009
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Duggar's have 19th baby

One more and God has promised them a free extra one. Actually, the baby is premature, and so the reality show that feeds their kids is counting it as "18 and 1/2" kids. The Duggars are trying again.

written by Alexandria177, 12 December 2009
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