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Lauren conrad

Lauren Conrad in a huff too bad she's up the duff !

written by Jakki Waterson, 02 August 2009
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Attack Goes Wrong

Shoe Bomber's attack on Baghdad outdoor market goes wrong, his efforts totally defeeted.

written by Bureau, 02 August 2009
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Pirates Brought To Trial

First Somali pirates tried Monday will be Scurvy Gums Amina, Captain Booger Slimesails Nedif, Leprous "Pegleg" Labaen and Bruci The Periwinkle Erastas.

written by Bureau, 02 August 2009
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Mozart Piano Pieces Found

Researchers unveil Mozart piano pieces in Austria..consisting of three-fourths of keyboard, entire top and three legs off the seat.

written by Bureau, 02 August 2009
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Yes, Mommy Dearest

In a spiteful act of revenge, the ghost of Joan Crawford crawled into an unopened can of diet soda this week, and defecated. They're calling the new flavor Diet Poopsee CaCa Cola Dearest

written by smurfette, 02 August 2009
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Steroid Thief Gives Self Away

During the Chicago White Sox baseball game last night, an umpire recently suspected of stealing steroids out of player's lockers, literally threw out the opposing team's manager.

written by Bureau, 02 August 2009
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Cruise Piano Player Missing

Piano player thrown overboard cruise ship after third night announcement of "Let's limber up with Chopsticks and then hit the Manilow and Yanni".

written by Bureau, 02 August 2009
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Saudis Paying Protection Money

Saudi Arabian Prince secretly informs CIA that they have to pay extortion money to terrorists or their oil wells will be suicide bombed by someone named Scarred Up Amed.

written by Bureau, 02 August 2009
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Banned, Oh Miley!

A new Miley Cyrus photoshoot is rising the buzz on whether she should film the new and final Hannah Montana season or not.

written by Mig93, 02 August 2009
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Attention Hardy Boys Fans

Eighty-year-old Hardy Boys new book, "The Case Of The Missing Prune Surprise" out in December.

written by Bureau, 02 August 2009
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Wowing Me

It's the title of the new Lindsay Lohan movie which will depict her as a big Hollywood movie star who is trying to live normally. Wish it was true.

written by Mig93, 02 August 2009
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Plastic Ono Band Disbands

Yoko Ono, the no talent twit whose affair with John Lennon was not understandable, announced today the disbanding of The Plastic Ono Band due to plastic's "carbon footprint." There is a God!

written by Frankie The J, 02 August 2009
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Poll results released: Many Americans have seen UFO's

A poll, conducted by TheSpoof.com, revealed that 32% of Americans believe in UFO's. The rest don't!

written by Frankie The J, 02 August 2009
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Secretaries Disagree

Culture Secretary wades into Strictly Come Dancing ageism row as he warns BBC against 'cult of youth'. However, Boogie On Secretary says, 'Nonsense'.

written by Bureau, 02 August 2009
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Wind Farms Could Damage Health

Revealed: Living near a wind farm could seriously damage your health, say experts. Especially alarming is the new youth craze of blade-riding!

written by Bureau, 02 August 2009
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Banks Under Scrutiny

UK banks to come under scrutiny as each bank teller will have a government official watching them count customer's change.

written by Bureau, 02 August 2009
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E-Mail Undermining Community Life?

Social networking websites, texting and e-mails are undermining community life, the leader of the Roman Catholic Church in England and Wales has tweeted, according to pen pal.

written by Bureau, 02 August 2009
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Temptation Everywhere

A businessman who has smoked 30-a-day for decades is to maroon himself on a remote Scottish island in an effort to quit the habit, discovers 2 cartoons of Marboros hidden by Gilligan.

written by Bureau, 02 August 2009
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Everyone Leaving Island With Forest Fire

A huge forest fire is out of control on the island of La Palma in the Canary Islands, forcing the evacuation of up to 4,000 people, 12,000 canaries.

written by Bureau, 02 August 2009
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Castro Family Still Doing Well

Castro says Cuban system to stay put. "It's worked well for my family for 50 years, why abandon it?", asks Longtime leader.

written by Bureau, 02 August 2009
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Boko Haram Sect Abductees Found

Police in northern Nigeria say they have found another group of women and children abducted by the Boko Haram sect, locked in a house in Maiduguri and described as a whiter shade of pale.

written by Bureau, 02 August 2009
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Florida High Rise Has One Resident

Florida high rise has 32 stories, but just 1 tenant whom people claim is mean, territorial.

written by Bureau, 02 August 2009
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New Electric Car

Nissan rolls out electric car driven by one robot and shown off by a very realistic female robot model at their new headquarters in Tokyo, Japan.

written by Bureau, 02 August 2009
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No Recession Here

Slice of central US safe from recession shrinking, mostly among citizens of Appalachia, Indian reservations.

written by Bureau, 02 August 2009
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Another Bin Laden Helper Caught

Bin Laden's personal beard delouser caught in Baghdad while attempting to flee. Say they will try him there.

written by Bureau, 02 August 2009
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Sounds Like A Good Idea

The President of Transylvania says that his nation may go on permanent daylight saving time.

written by Bureau, 02 August 2009
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Nigeria Ignored Warnings

Nigeria accused of ignoring warnings of violence. Thought they were more scam artists out after a buck.

written by Bureau, 02 August 2009
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Delays In NYC

LaGuardia bomb scare, people going to the wrong place with their clunkers to trade, leads to mess of delays all over NYC.

written by Bureau, 02 August 2009
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Should have gone to bed

Spoof writer succumbs to exhaustion staying up two days straight waiting for articles to get published.

written by The San Francisco Onion, 02 August 2009
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Britney Spears Apologizes

Britney Spears says she is "very sorry" because she tired people of her "sick behavior" for the past couple of years but that she is "happy that she's been given a second chance."

written by Mig93, 02 August 2009
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Sound Financial Planning Advice

Wall Street financial planners are advising clients to convert their portfolios to cash, gold or anything that fits under the bed. In only one month Congress returns and begins spending money again.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 02 August 2009
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Fiji's New Director of Finance

An anonymous benefactor has offered Congressman Barney Frank a new job at double his present salary plus a $1.0B bonus. The Bank of Fiji has an immediate need for a new Director of Finance.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 02 August 2009
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