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DNA Not Sure Evidence

Scientists say DNA evidence can be planted at the scene of a crime. John Edwards says that's what has happened to him, and that it's a crime not knowing who is the real father of that baby.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Russians Let Loose

Rush Limbaugh: America much less safe than when Sarah Palin was keeping an eye on Russia from her front porch!

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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We're Taking Aback America

American patriots, urged on by insurance companies, plan to throw more tea parties, strike at the heart of demonic socialism!

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Traces Of Cocaine

Traces of cocaine found on 90 percent of U.S. Bills; Every Tom, Dick and Harry are OK!

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Fido Vanderbilt Says

Dog Etiquette: Humping a leg is now considered a compliment provided the owner or the friend of family is alone.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Black Betty had another Child!

Damn things gone wild! Oh well, third time lucky?

written by Lightning Conductor, 18 August 2009
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Coma Patient Wakes Up

Guy who just came out of coma for twenty-five years after getting hit by a brick when gas leak exploded, wants to know "what the heck was that?"

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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So Is Sitting On The Ground

Flying is actually safer than ever, say those interviewed who had been waiting on the ground during four hour delay.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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It's A Different Game

Study shows that the age of the average baseball player is older than in the 1960's, head's average two inches bigger.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Babies Getting Bigger

Doctors in delivery rooms say that babies are getting so big today that as soon as they are born, their mother counts their chins.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Taco Bell Prepared This Time

Once again today a couple of jokers, perhaps the same ones of a couple years ago, threw a snake through a Taco Bell ordering window. This time, however, they were prepared & turned loose the mongoose.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Parents Pretty Proud

Local family proud of son being Valdevictorian, daughter, Salutatorian at home school graduation.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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FOX Cancels Show

The FOX Network cancels their new reality show, "Who Wants To Be On TV The Longest?" midway through first episode.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Can't Please Her

White House French chef, butler, gardener, maid, dog walker resign to spend more time away from Michelle's mother.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Snore No More

Men who snore 'are twice as likely to die early' says study. Wives twice as likely to smother them to death with pillow.


written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Works Fine In Mexico

Magistrates' fears over new police powers to give drivers £60 on-the-spot fines, £30 in unmarked cash.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Labour Party?

The rise of the Neet: Record numbers of young unemployed as 'real' scale of joblessness under Labour is revealed. Demand political party change its name.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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DNA Evidence Fabricated?

DNA evidence can be fabricated and planted at crime scenes, scientists warn, or at least they say they're scientists.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Just #112 & I'm Through

Woman lucky to be alive after husband explodes while eating "just one more chicken wing" in front of opened fridge door.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Monica Regains Weight

Monica Lewinsky gains weight back, blaming it on addition to eating twinkies, ding dongs.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Did You Check His Shoes?

Mother's outrage after Met officers stop and search her nine-year-old son after saying someone had just stolen a shotgun.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Once Corrected Dictionary

'Punctuation hero' branded a vandal for painting apostrophes on street signs. Couldn't stand it any longer, stated former English teacher, Stefan Gatward.


written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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WW2 Bomb Exploded

Entire villages cleared and roads closed as huge WW2 bomb is exploded as chuckle overheard in German nursing home.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Mexico, tequila and dope!

Mexico best known for it's Tequila/Tortilla exports has decided to replace it's border guards with convicts and shove as much dope into the US as possible! Dope is now numero uno exporto, ARRIBA!

written by Jaggedone, 18 August 2009
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U2's Bono and Edge fithy environ(very)mental hypocrites!

After spending $60 million on their new stage-set, U2 hypocrites need 200 trucks to carry the shit back and forward, The Edge quoted "fuck the environment, more bums on seats mean mega bucks!!"

written by Jaggedone, 18 August 2009
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They Have Done It!

Naked women running out of showers near Think Tank indicates scientists have finally mastered cloaking device.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Obama First In Fundraising

Final figures for the 2008 Presidential race shows that Obama easily outdistanced Hillary and McCain. Last was Ralph Nader who didn't get many contributions but saved some bucks by switching to Geico.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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First You Marry Lisa Marie

Seven weeks after his death, Michael Jackson is to feature on clothes, coins, trading cards and singing stuffed animals after a judge approved a deal to manufacture official merchandise. Elvis pissed.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Traveling Ups & Downs

Train fares set to stall in 2010, say economists. Air fares to come back down.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Good To Know These Things

Mozart was 'killed by strep throat' say experts. Tchaikovsky sneezed himself to death trying to introduce himself and Trotsky died of the shits."

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Zombies Would Win Attack

If zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilization unless dealt with quickly and aggressively, says study. Recommends much more friendly relationship with Haiti.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Texas Tradition To Uphold

A prominent Texas judge has gone on trial accused of refusing to let lawyers for a convicted murderer on death row lodge last-minute appeal. "We have a tradition to uphold here in Texas", says judge.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Time For Change

American voters who voted for Barack Obama because they wanted change now say they want a photo of someone else on the cover of Time Magazine.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Lots Of Kicking Up The Heels

The late Saddam Hussein's novel may be made into a musical with the title, "Springtime, Hangtime For Saddam".

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Texting 911!

First official texted 911 call to NYC Police says: Yo! we gotz da ded dood hear?

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Castro Celebrates 83rd Birthday

Castro celebrates 83rd birthday as cake sent from the US is completely harmless this time. Still, it's blown up just in case.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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New Gun Ads Out!

Gun makers pledge to discourage children with new ad campaign:
"Kids, Just shooting over the bully's head will scare the shit out of him & embarrass him to death!"

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Wrongful Death Suit?

Jackson's mother considering wrongful death suit. "Or I could wear something less flashy", she tells reporters.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Healthcare Becoming Sore Point

Health care concession riles left; right unmoved, middle says enough already, do something about the economy!

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Gay Lutheran Clergy Passes First Test

Lutheran gay clergy proposal passes first hurdle, a large mural painting on his churches ceiling.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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California Fires Rage

California firefighting costs grow but funding OK so far as Schwarzenegger's one-day government shutdown ends and fire fighters go back to work.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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"55, 56, 57...."

Captured Pakistani Taliban admits leader is dead. "He had a horrible look to him in death, but then smiled. I guess he was already seeing the 72 virgins."

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Two Month Ordeal Over

Great America's Invertigo stranded riders two months before last week's dramatic rescue authorities say, some of them having to be fed and go to the bathroom while hanging upside down.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Kabul Kaboom

Report: No UN Afghanistan staff members killed in latest Kaboom bomb attack.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Now Studying Listerine

Life's building block has been found in Comet. Scientists amazed that if was there in common everyday house cleaner all along.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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Strep Throat Killed Mozart

Strep throat may have killed Mozart according to new study. Johannes Brahms from sleeping sickness after composing "Lullaby"

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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House Grime Bill Introduced

A 3712 page House Grime bill, backed by the environmental lobby, places the Amoeba on the ESL. Americans cannot use water to shower, flush toilets or shave. Nobody has read this bill either.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 August 2009
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Governor Dean Screams

Former Governor Dean is again screaming, but this time for "a Pubic Option, no I meant a Public House, no I meant a Public Toilet, no I meant a__! Hell, what do I know, as I blew the presidency?"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 August 2009
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The Mandate that Wasn't There

Remember the mandated senior end-of-life counseling that the Democratic far left liberal loons said "wasn't in health care reform." The sane blue dog Democrats have gotten it removed!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 August 2009
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Unsound Logic

The number of murders committed by people with guns in Chicago, Detroit and Baltimore is very high. Tell me again why the Democratic far left liberal loons want to ban guns in Beavertail Rhode Island?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 August 2009
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Rubber Room Reimbursement

A study shows far left wing liberal loons cannot be reeducated. The health care reform legislation won't pay for a Frontal Lobotomy, but long term rubber room charges are allowable via Medicare!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 August 2009
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Pacific Hurricane Reported

Political depression Pelosi has strengthened to become the first Pacific hurricane of the season and is expected to devastate San Francisco. This storm's maximum sustained hot air never ceases.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 August 2009
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Brit's First Chemical Landmark

After Scotch Tape had been designated a few years ago as first US national historic chemical landmark, Britain now has their first, Amy Winehouse.

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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India, Pakistan Finally Agree

Indian Bollywood star Shah Rukh Khan claims he was held at airport in US because he was a Muslim. India, Pakistan call for NYC cab strike!

written by Bureau, 18 August 2009
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