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E-Coli Cola Recall

E-coli Cola have announced that they are recalling all their colas in all 50 states, after dead rat found in one in Chicago.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2009
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Russian Cure For Migraines Announced. Breaking News.

A rough translation of the report from the "Vodka" news service says,"Remove head from body for 3 days to a month and soak in warm water. Keep pressure on neck to avoid excessive bleeding.

written by tlmedia, 11 August 2009
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Summer hole very black on the Spoof

A black summer hole causing typhoons in Taiwan and earthquakes in Japan has crossed the globe and hit the Spoof. Spoof writers have been brain-shocked by a high rising, fast flowing, lack of Pussy!

written by Jaggedone, 11 August 2009
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Putin Puttin' Out!

Russian photographer & film maker says next macho Putin video will show the former Russian President raping an elephant.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2009
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Predicted Years Before

Flat destroyed by fire nobody saw coming, well nobody today, started by crystal ball on a windowsill that reflected the sun's rays. "Should have read their 'Nasty Dumass'", states fire chief.


written by Bureau, 11 August 2009
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Extra Large Please

Extra-large condoms to go on sale at Tesco due to an 'overwhelming demand', to be seen purchasing them.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2009
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It Really Works

Can this £215 pot of 'miracle' cream roll back the years? "Yes!" says 115-year-old Joan Rivers.


written by Bureau, 11 August 2009
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Prez Palin, V. Prez Paula

Paula Abdul quits "American Idol". Friends say she's one of three or four being considered as Vice Presidential candidate by Sarah Palin.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2009
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Marijauna Memory Loss Study

Researchers have been able to pinpoint exact biochemical in marijuana that causes memory loss and something or other they say they should have written down.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2009
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How Dare She?

Man killed by shards of glass after hurling girlfriend through shop window. Girlfriend charged with manslaughter.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2009
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Wheels Of Justice

The parents of a woman killed 30 years ago say they are "encouraged" after police identified a suspect. "Another 30 years and his ass will be in jail."

written by Bureau, 11 August 2009
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Chance Of Parol In 2030

102-year-old former German Nazi war criminal has been sentenced to jail for life.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2009
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Tiger Woods Fined

Woods to be fined for criticism of rules official against grinning and snorting after someone farts.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2009
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Frontier Airlines Taking Bids

Southwest bids $170 million for Frontier Airlines. US government comes back with $171 million.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2009
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Obama Reading Too Much

Obama: Health overhaul key to economic recovery as economy can recover if we overhaul the health program...whoever wrote this shit is fired as of now.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2009
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Vets Using Stem Cells

Veterinarians using stem cells to treat animals as the first dog even has grown it's balls back.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2009
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Catholics Orders More Diverse

Study: Recruits to Catholic orders more diverse as first orangutan ordained.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2009
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Tropical Depression Forming

New tropical depression forms in the Atlantic as US planes seed clouds with Zoloft.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2009
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Ready For Swine Flu

Fighting new flu strain will take collective vigilance this fall so vigilante gangs to enforce quarantines, thinning out of those most contagious.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2009
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Big Quake Off India's Andamans

Big quake hits off India's Andamans, records no tsunami but plenty of sumpoopy!

written by Bureau, 11 August 2009
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Six Surrel Hours

47 spend 'surreal' 6 hours on grounded plane as smoked joints from cockpit makes it's way through vents to passengers.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2009
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Obama Switching Message Daily

President Obama is switching his message on his overhaul of the nation's health care system to those who already have insurance. "Look what a great job we're doing with social security, medicare."

written by Bureau, 11 August 2009
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Michael Schumacher Says He Has Lost 3 Kilos Since Announcing His Return

and all it took was to share a breakfast of All Bran and prune juice with Bernie and Max.

written by Wire Piddle, 11 August 2009
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Continental Airlines TV Commercial

Do you have a desire to meet new people, get cozy, intimate and share experiences? Then you want to fly Continental Airlines new porcine service, where every tarmac moment can be savored ten fold.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 August 2009
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Clinton Assails Sexual Violence

Clinton travels to the Congo to target sexual violence and massive corruption. Wow, what a new job President Obama has given Bill? No dummy, Hillary Clinton the US Secretary of State!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 August 2009
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Tourism in Iraq

Americans are being encouraged to come to Iraq, specifically Baghdad as a tourist destination. The Iraqi government Tourist bureau's new slogan "Visit Iraq, Have a Blast" is not a good enticement!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 August 2009
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Speaker Pelosi is a Political Contortionist

Americans, Republicans, Orthopedists and Circus performers want to know, "how does House Speaker Pelosi have her foot in her mouth and her head up her ass at the same time?"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 August 2009
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Cheerleading Leads In Causing Sports Injuries!

Study: Cheerleading causes most serious sports injuries. 50 men on average have stiff extended necks after Dallas Cowboy's football game.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2009
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Cause Of Great Plague!

New study reveals that the Great Plague of Europe was caused by lack of sneeze guards at Medieval Banquets.

written by Bureau, 11 August 2009
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