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Al Gore offers inside advice on surprise at Britain's Got Talent

"After I invented the Internet, I took a week off and invented Susan Boyle."

written by Jalapenoman, 25 April 2009
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Craigslist killer on suicide watch!

Ooh, ooh, can I watch too?

written by Stuart Dean, 25 April 2009
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Big Silicon Vein Hit!

A rich new vein of silicon has been discovered in Silicon Valley, California that could bring the entire country out of debt!

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Greenpeace To Sue Oil Company

Alaskan Oil Company suspected of wildcat oil drilling after unexpected visit from Greenpeace finds polar bears eating salmon out of cans.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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100,000 Natural Condos Available

Timeshare Island, the romantic natural island in the Pacific, is now taking orders for those who want natural perfect ocean waves, suntan now has 100,000 condos available. Come see what nature can be.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Oddballs Unwelcome

The U.S. Census Bureau for 2010 has informed everyone that they intend for the correct number of U.S. population be rounded off in numbers. Lottery will determine any odd numbers that have to leave.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Somewhere Around Then

On this day in 1625 the early settlers began setting up new colonies in North American to escape shameful religious persecution in Europe and started persecuting one another, killing off Indians.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Italian Mobs Thriving

While businesses around the world are hunkering down for survival, the Italian mob is living a golden moment. "Plenty of loans available at 50%, or do a little job for us when called upon."

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Indians Celebrate Pontiac Removal

General Motors pulling the plug on Pontiac autos leads Ottawa Indians to celebrate. Won't lift curse until Cleveland Indians, Atlanta Braves and Washington Redskins also change names.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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WHO Declares Emergency

The World Health Organization is set to declare the deadly swine flu virus outbreak in Mexico & U.S. a global concern. "After nuclear NKorea, economy, this could be the third horseman", says member.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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NKorea A Nuclear Power

It's official: experts say North Korea is a fully fledged nuclear power. "It's MY toy and I can play with any time I want to", says Kim Jong Il.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Cheney Denies Involvement

Former Vice President Dick Cheney denies he had anything to do with hundreds of hidden photocopies of his ass being found all over the White House. "Some of those Obama clowns", stated the former VP.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Pardoned Turkey Found Dead

The turkey President Bush pardoned last Thanksgiving has been found dead after chopping off it's own head. Turkey friends say "Tom" lost practically everything in the Bernie Madoff scam.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Group Thanks Sarah Palin

A political organization has filmed a new TV ad thanking Sarah Palin for all she did for the 2008 campaign. The group is known as The Far-Left Liberal Party of America.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Automatically Lowers Expections

Barack Obama's people are trying to lower expectations after a few missteps of late because everyone thinks he's going to fix everything. In response, he's hired four people from the Bush staff.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Pirates to Take Taxes

Somali pirates are to call their ransom money for taxes, a spokesman for the Somali pirate union said. A U.S. Navy spokesman, in response, says taxes are fine.

written by J.K. Baltzersen, 25 April 2009
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Competition to Be Abolished for London Olympics

Competition does not go well with equality. We will have it abolished for the Olympics, a Downing Street spokeswoman said.

written by J.K. Baltzersen, 25 April 2009
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The Daytona Beach Piercings - OUCH!!!

The latest youth fad to hit Daytona Beach, Florida is that of teenage girls having their ovaries pierced.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 April 2009
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The Eskimo Red Sox Fans

A recent survey that was conducted in the biggest Eskimo village in Alaska found that 99 percent had never heard of Botox. And interestingly enough, 52 percent confused it with BoSox.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 April 2009
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Control, Alt, Delete...Hey Was That A Stop Sign?

California has banned the use of laptop computers while driving. Meanwhile south of the border, the Mexican state of Baja California has banned the use of AK-47's while driving.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 April 2009
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Houston Homeless Man Wins $90 Million

A homeless man in Houston has won $90 million in the state lottery. He reportedly told lottery officials that he can now afford to get a custom-made, Will Work For Food sign.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 April 2009
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Billy Bob Thornton, aka Joaquin Phoenix

Universal Pictures has just signed Billy Bob Thornton to star as himself in the motion picture, Oops - The Billy Bob Thornton Story.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 April 2009
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New York City, Nevada?

A recent survey of college students in Vermont has found that 60 percent do not know what state New York City is in.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 April 2009
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Hot-Air Filled Balloon, Correspondent, Collapse

Two British tourists are among the 16 injured in Egyptian hot-air balloon crash as British spokeswoman cries, "The humanity!" Hindenburg style, in direct communications.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Environ Protester Bribed

An environmental protester today claimed that police tried to recruit her as a paid spy to inform on her organization, "The Exploitation Of The Tree Newts".

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Starkey Blasts Away

David Starkey has provoked fury by describing Scotland, Wales and Ireland as 'feeble little' countries. "All of them put together wouldn't make a good 'compost heap.'"

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Mother Denied NHS Services

Pregnant mother is refused free NHS maternity dental care after staff said bump, ultrasound and doctor's notes are NOT proof. Demand to see father, penis.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Brown Feeling Pressure

New evidence has surfaced that Gordon Brown is feeling the strains of office, with claims that the Prime Minister recently slung a laser printer to the floor and whizzed on it in a fit of pique.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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West Bank Turmoil

At the West Bank, a battle of rock throwing and smoke bomb exchange occurred after a Palestinian man accused an Israeli soldier of occupying his space in the bed last night.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Minnesota Leads Nation Again

Minnesota, the "State Of 10,000 Lakes", once again lead the nation last year with over 20,000 drownings as people keep falling into the lakes.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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But He's OK

In Nimrod, Washington an extremely drunken lumberjack has accidentally chopped down their city hall.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Prison Abuse Photos To Be Released

United States to release prison abuse photos, say officials. Ruth Madoff disagrees. "I was making a fortune selling those of Bernie & his boyfriend to his victims."

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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We All Make A Mistake Now & Then

Paraguayan President Fernando Lugo says he will not resign over claims by three women that he fathered children with them while he was a Catholic priest. "Nobody is perfect", states Leader.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Help For Starving Vultures

Farmers are to be allowed to leave dead livestock in their fields in parts of Europe, to help starving vultures. "I'd just as soon let those politicians starve", stated one farmer.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Iran Eating Oranges From Israel

Fears that an Iranian ban on imports from its arch foe Israel was flouted by the sale of Jaffa oranges have sparked an inquiry in Tehran, reports say. Just announced: "Israeli oranges contain lead."

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Iceland Voting Under Way

Voting is under way in early parliamentary elections in Iceland, one of the countries most dramatically affected by the global economic crisis. Most coming by boat or swimming.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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US Calls For Ceasefire, Ducks

The US has called for an immediate ceasefire in north-eastern Sri Lanka, to allow thousands of civilians to leave the country's combat zone. Then quickly ducked their heads before a hail of bullets.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Contraction In Global Economy

Financial chiefs from the G7 have said there are signs the contraction in the global economy may have eased, but warned this did not signal a recovery, but maybe baby recovery on the way.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Earth's Future In Balance

Al Gore, Newt Gingrich debate the Earth's future. May be joined by Ralph Nader, Ross Perot, Jerry Brown and the Supreme High Commander of Mars.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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NKorea Restarts Facilities

North Korea says it has restarted it's nuclear facilities. Introduces the world's first nuclear toilets.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Obama: What It Is

President Barack Obama: "Hipness is what it is." Statement already being compared to Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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S.C Man Says Fire Not His Fault

Marc Torchi, the South Carolinian who accidentally started a huge fire and is now receiving death threats, says he had fire department out twice, so it's not his fault. "Still, my name doesn't help!"

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Obama Seeking Ideas

Obama asks for ideas on curbing federal spending. Told a few less bridges and highways to nowhere might help.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Clinton Reassures Iraq

Sec. of State Hillary Clinton assures Iraq of US support. "We'll be keeping you in our thoughts."

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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40-Pound Tumor Removed

A German doctor said Friday that surgeons have successfully removed a 40-pound (18 kilogram) malignant bone tumor from a Saudi Arabian woman. The tumor has been named, "Bernie Madoff Jr."

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Experts On Marital Bliss

Experts: Denial Can Bring Marital Bliss! Also, a bag placed over the head couldn't hurt any.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Obama Addresses Nation's Problems

Obama touts plan to change college loan system, declares today National Pick-Up Roadside Trash Day & warns all Americans we may die soon from swine flu.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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German Ship Seized

US Navy: Pirates seize German ship near Somalia. Germans to send their Luftwaffe planes. Warn nations to hoist their flags so wrong ships not bombed.

written by Bureau, 25 April 2009
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Bernanke Seeking Award

Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke is privately seeking an award from the Zimbabwean government for sound monetary policy. The award is in Zimbabwe dollars.

written by J.K. Baltzersen, 25 April 2009
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President Obama to Reduce His Salary

The U.S. President is to reduce his salary by 10 per cent. This is to draw attention from the really big spending, a well-known tactic, a White House spokesman said.

written by J.K. Baltzersen, 25 April 2009
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Hey, Remember Russell Brand

Russell Brand said that thanks to Susan Boyle, Shaheen Jafargholi, and Amy Winehouse everyone has forgotten about him. He says he feels lonely, depressed, and unwanted...kind of like George Bush.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 April 2009
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The Ford Automotive Housing Project

In a move to hopefully avoid going bankrupt, The Ford Motor Company is now offering a free house with each purchase of a 2009 Ford vehicle.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 April 2009
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The Puzzling Crossword Puzzle

The International Crossword Puzzle Championship Finals have been moved back from 5-01 across to 4-29 down.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 April 2009
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Forth Worth's Electric Jubilee

Forth Worth is getting ready to hold its yearly 'Be Aware of Electricity Jubilee.' Due to the weak state of the economy, participants are asked to bring in their own outlet plugs and light bulbs.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 April 2009
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Pssst Mister...Wanna Buy Some Chrysler Stock Real Cheap?

The Chrysler Corporation is facing bankruptcy. Financial experts predict that their shares could fall to minus 20 cents a share.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 April 2009
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