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Farm Mishap

In Kentucky, while carrying a sack of feed out to the chicken house, a young country bumpkin spotted a rooster downing a hen and spilled his seed.

written by Bureau, 08 September 2008
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Yucca Mountain Incident

The Yucca Mountain Repository in Nevada where the U.S. Department of Energy stores nuclear radioactive waste has somehow moved itself into northern Arizona during the night.

written by Bureau, 08 September 2008
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Political Fast Food Advertising

The McDonalds Corporation is considering the addition of political ads on their restaurant signs. One possibility is...Obama & Biden vs. "Big Mac" & "McNuggets"

written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 September 2008
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Boxer shorts or briefs for McCain?

When asked by a student the Presidential candidate, 101, replied:

"That's Depends."

written by Stuart Dean, 08 September 2008
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Cindy McCain to fund Methadone clinic

Uh oh! Here we go again...

written by Stuart Dean, 08 September 2008
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Boomer Rage!

A mob of Baby-Boomers has attacked the headquarters of the American Broadcasting Company in New York demanding that they drop the song, "Stairway To Heaven" from life insurance commercials.

written by Bureau, 08 September 2008
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McCain Gets Bump

John McCain, now up by 4% over Barack Obama, apparently got a bump during his naming Sarah Palin his VP choice when excited "hockey moms" knocked the Replican candidate to the floor.

written by Bureau, 08 September 2008
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New Mystery

Archeologists have a new mystery on their hands with the discovery this morning of every single statue on Easter Island suddenly wearing Mardi Gras beads.

written by Bureau, 08 September 2008
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Baseball's First Replay Review

Major League Baseball had it's first instant replay last week when it showed that Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguiz hit was a home run. The replay also showed a total of 9 players scratching their crotch.

written by Bureau, 08 September 2008
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Nader Energy Proposal

Independent Presidential Candidate Ralph Nader proposes tapping into American strategic solar energy reserves.

written by Bureau, 08 September 2008
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Tony Blair changes religion, AGAIN

Tony Blair who recently became a Roman Catholic today released a statement that he is now changing his religion to Snake Handlers. The religion dances with rattle snakes and drinks cyanide.

written by Francine Fishpaw, 08 September 2008
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Kwame Kilpatrick to be named U.S. Attorney General

Barack Obama and Joe Biden have announced today that Ex-Detroit Mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick, also known as the "Hip-Hop" mayor has been picked to be their Attorney General once he is released from prison.

written by Francine Fishpaw, 08 September 2008
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