McCain: "Change is coming"
"Change IS coming". John McCain has admitted that he 'coined' the phrase whilst waiting for cash from a vending machine. The politician had just put a $5 bill in the machine for a bar of chocolate.
An un-named Lincoln man who suffers with impotence was cleared of indecent exposure today. Although a full-frontal photograph was taken of the man, he could not get the evidence to stand up in court.
I enjoyed the day very much, especially when I met up with the Red Arrows after the air show. They were very much down to earth.
Terrorist sex doll
Troops in Iraq have been alerted to a new terror weapon: 'Jihad Julie' is a new inflatable doll which blows itself up.
North Vietnamese critize McCain`s fitness to be President
North Vietnamese say McCain owes them 5 years of back rent.
RNC withdraws McCain's nomination
John McCain was ruled to be to short to be President. Papa Smurfs jokes feared
Republicans Eagerly Support Change From Usual Politics of Republicans
Convention crowds cheer McCain's promise to shake-up "old, big-spending, do-nothing, me-first, country-second Washington crowd" which same crowd sent to Washington in last two presidential elections
written by The WB
, 05 September 2008
Alfalfa Sprouts Linked to Illness in Washington and Oregon
Alfalfa, of Little Rascals fame, denies involvement. Blames it all on Spanky.
Writers' Production Rates Plummet on TheSpoof.com
Writers have no time to work on new stories, since they are transfixed by watching Live Updates -- a new feature that lets them know, in real time, when their published stories are being read.