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Hot Grease Burns Seven

Whole family suffers third-degree grease burns on feet and legs during cremation of 450-pound sumo wrestler.

written by Bureau, 27 September 2008
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Property Slump

The BBC reported last week that the property slump was at a 10 year low, this week it reports it at a 40 year low. Next week it will be an 80 year low! It will be at an all time low by Christmas.

written by IN SEINE, 27 September 2008
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Postman Pat's 21st century makeover will be short lived

The new version of Postman Pat will be cut down to just two episodes, because there will be no more post offices in UK by the time the series goes to air.

written by IN SEINE, 27 September 2008
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Postman Pat to be sued by Wallace & Gromit

Postman Pat has been accused of plagiarism by creator of Wallace & Gromit, Nick Park. "Most of the gadgets were invented by me!" he said.

written by IN SEINE, 27 September 2008
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Google is Ten...

...and into the terrible tween years!

written by Gail Farrelly, 27 September 2008
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Paul McCartney Comments on Death Threats He Received in Israel

"Oy vey!"

written by Gail Farrelly, 27 September 2008
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Secret Room Discovered

Reporter stumbles into secret room in White House displaying a huge chair with crown and a replica of thirty of the world's largest cities made of lego spread at it's feet, before being shot in face.

written by Bureau, 27 September 2008
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Police Doing Job

Police in Manhattan have raided an illegal gambling establishment secretly located for years behind a blacksmith shop.

written by Bureau, 27 September 2008
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Think Tank Reports

National Think Tank reports: The Old North Church and The Teapot Dome Scandal tie as the number one question on Jeopardy. Also, Russia attempting to rebuild empire.

written by Bureau, 27 September 2008
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Help Offered

Several near-by theater patrons offer parents of two young boys help in providing proper discipline and correction.

written by Bureau, 27 September 2008
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Garden Plans Thwarted Again

Attempts by NYC suburbanites to dig up small area for community vegetable garden was thwarted by third Mafia victim's body uncovered this week.

written by Bureau, 27 September 2008
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College Prank Turns Deadly

A college prank in Oxford, Mississippi turned deadly Friday after a University of Mississippi freshman goes for fictional record for number of potatoes stuffed up one's ass. He was 20.

written by Bureau, 27 September 2008
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Newman Dies

Paul Newman, Academy Award winning actor of such great movie classics as "Cool Hand Luke", has died after eating 50 boiled eggs.

written by Bureau, 27 September 2008
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Home-Schooler Suspended

A fiften-year-old home-schooler in Little Rock, Arkansas has been suspended for two weeks after phoning in a false bomb threat.

written by Bureau, 27 September 2008
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FDA Approves New Drug

After a six-month study, the Food & Drug Administration recommends the new drug "Phenabarbiedoll" to control seizures due to lead paint in toys.

written by Bureau, 27 September 2008
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No Earthquake

Seismologists say yesterday's 3.3 earthquake near Nagales, Arizona was actually the cave-in of a large tunnel coming in from Mexico.

written by Bureau, 27 September 2008
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Protest In Washington

There was a huge protest in Washington today as senior citizens threatened to place nude photos of themselves on the internet until the price of prescription drugs come down.

written by Bureau, 27 September 2008
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Alaska Financially Sound

Sarah Palin says Alaska doesn't have any financial problems. "The state is very prosperous and most of our savings are in Fairbanks."

written by Bureau, 27 September 2008
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Lancaster arrest

A 28 year-old man from Lancaser has just been arrested for talking dirty to plants, after he was caught making an obscene fern call.

written by IN SEINE, 27 September 2008
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New Naval Equipment

The Royal Navy have just taken delivery of a state of the art Naval Destroyer which cost just £5. It is a hula hoop with nail in it!

written by IN SEINE, 27 September 2008
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McCain Vote

Obama tells McCain so often that he is right that McCain may now vote for himself!

written by Pointer, 27 September 2008
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Mbeki and the Garlic

President Mbeki of South Africa Falls Victim of Strange Illness Caused By Garlic!

written by Pointer, 27 September 2008
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Surprised McCain

McCain was shocked to find out Obama was present for debate! If I knew I would have been nicer!

written by Pointer, 27 September 2008
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Debate McCain

New action figure "Debate McCain" has a deadly Parkinson's stare straight ahead!

written by Pointer, 27 September 2008
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War of the Bracelets!

McCain and Obama debated whose GI bracelet accessorized more patriotically

written by Pointer, 27 September 2008
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McCranky

McCranky told new black kid on the block to stay off of his lawn

written by Pointer, 27 September 2008
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McCain Shows Obsession with Earmarks!

McCain used the word earmarks 16x in his debate with Obama, clearly alluding to The big O's big ears!

written by Pointer, 27 September 2008
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McCain's Asian Worries

McCain told a height conscious Amer-Asian minority that N.Koreans are three inches shorter than S.Koreans where it counts!

written by Pointer, 27 September 2008
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In debate McCain calls Obama the N-word

He said he wanted to make him feel at home in Mississippi

written by disciple, 27 September 2008
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