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The Great Taco

Spanish matador Taco De Las Fajitas was suspended during last Sunday's bullfight at Barcelona's Casa del Bull Bullring when he seized the bull by the horns (a definite cliche violation).

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 September 2008
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Non-Spin-Offs

Product Spin-Offs That Didn't: Heinz 58, N & N's, Eight-Up, and Jill-in-the-Box.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 September 2008
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Los Angeles Angels

The city of Los Angeles has literally hundreds of different religious groups and churches. The latest one is The Church of Latter Day Directors.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 September 2008
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A 97-Year-Old Spoon-Wielding Woman

An old, grouchy, cantankerous 97-year-old spoon-wielding woman recently walked into a Walgreens Drugstore in Boston and and gave the pharmacist a dose of his own medicine.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 September 2008
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Loose Lips Music Magazine

Dublin based Loose Lips Music Magazine is putting out an exclusive story that states that the rocks bands Foreigner, Journey, and Survivor were actually the same band.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 September 2008
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Medical Breakthrough

Medical Scientists have now discovered that what was an old wives' tale actually works. If you cut yourself, they recommend that you should rub thyme into the cut, because thyme heals all wounds.

written by IN SEINE, 22 September 2008
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Hilliary on Economy: "We'll be Fine...

....I don't know about the rest of you, but Bill and I are quite comfortable. Thanks for asking!"

written by Morse, 22 September 2008
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The Card Killer

A man in Dudley has been charged with murder; he is alleged to have been playing poker with Tarot Cards and all five fellow players died.

written by IN SEINE, 22 September 2008
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Union Bans Texting

Pacific Coast Marine's Fireman's Union bans texting while carrying a firehose and attempting to put out a fire.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2008
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Department of Education knows best!

The Department of Education has decreed that every teenager should get a High school education. Even if they already know everything.

written by IN SEINE, 22 September 2008
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Muscian Bailout

Willie Nelson, Neil Young and John Mellencamp say they will do a fundraising concert on national television to help bail out the U.S. economy. "Bank Aid" will be aired sometimes in November.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2008
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Prostitute Pretence

The National Union of Prostitutes has decreed that if they are paid in fake £1 coins, then it is only fair that they should be able to fake orgasms.

written by IN SEINE, 22 September 2008
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Fake £1 coins

According to the UK Treasury, every 1 in 50 £1 coins are fakes. Mark Lowton is not affected as he never carries more than £49 in cash.

written by IN SEINE, 22 September 2008
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Political Truth

Here in the UK, Labour is NOT working!

written by IN SEINE, 22 September 2008
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Sewer Worker May Strike

In New Jersey this morning, Sewer Workers Labor Union Local #144, raised a big stink over the wording of their latest city contract.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2008
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Luke McCoy Arrested

Luke McCoy of Morgantown, West Virginia has been arrested for the twelfth time this year by Deputy Bo Hatfield Sunday, for obscene hog-calling.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2008
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Papa John's New Pizza

Papa John's Pizza to introduce their new "Big & Meaty Enough To Choke Mama Cass To Death Again" Pizzerilla next "Monday, Monday".

written by Bureau, 22 September 2008
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George Bush Sr. worried about negative reaction to son George W.

Ex. President George Bush Sr, has ordered a state of the art incoming Safety Shield, to be put on the grounds of the Crawford Ranch in Texas. There has been no comment from the White House yet.

written by Leslie Mintz , 22 September 2008
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Two-Buck Chuck Doubles Price

Two-Buck Chuck Wine is now up to $4.00 a bottle after last week's run on liquor stores by people panicked over the state of the U.S. economy.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2008
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Ancient Ants Discovered

Scientists in the Amazon report that they have discovered the bodies of ants that roamed the earth 120 million years ago. Their bodies were located near an ancient Neanderthal picnic area.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2008
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Surgeons May Be Reprimanded

A team of brain surgeons in California have been accused of making a man on the operating table crow like a chicken by touching a certain area of his brain with a scalpel.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2008
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McCain comment caught when he thought his microphone was off

Brains/Pains.. I picked her because she was HOT! I kept seeing her as a pole dancer. She also had that oh so wholesome look. How did I know she didn't
know 5th grade geography! Damn!

written by Leslie Mintz , 22 September 2008
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Fat Study

A report last week shows that Mississippi is America's fattest state, Colorada is it's thinnest and Texas was ranked first once again as most full-of-shit.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2008
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FDA Lifts Ban

Roadkill in Bell Buckle, Tennessee has been cloned after the FDA decided to lift it's ban on engineered animals for consumption.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2008
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Rush Limbaugh's Medical News

Talk radio's Rush Limbaugh has entered Cleveland's St. Gift of Gab Hospital where he will undergo a much needed ego removal operation. His maid, Socorro, said that it's Limbaugh's third egoectomy.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 September 2008
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Independent film makers offer Sarah Palin lead in 'Fargo2'

The Coen Brothers's of "Fargo" fame have offered Sara Palin the lead in "Fargo2". They feel she would be a natural. The Palin camp has not responded as of yet.

written by Leslie Mintz , 22 September 2008
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Bill Gates Latest Purchase

Microsoft's Bill Gates has agreed to purchase the Pacific Ocean. His business manager stated that Gates has promised everyone that he will keep the cost of using it reasonable.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 September 2008
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McCain Still Computer Illiterate

John McCain's pledge to get online got off to a ROCKY start as he inadvertently crashed both his own computer and that of Sylvester Stallone.

written by Bureau, 22 September 2008
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Wiltshire tourist board accused of faking Stonehenge

Archaeologists have pinpointed the construction of Stonehenge to 1965. The clue was in the concrete building materials. Wiltshire tourism say "We had a good run. I hope the pagans aren't too mad."

written by Sha, 22 September 2008
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Witch arrested following potion discovery

A 27 year old woman from Islington has been found in possession of 17 different types of magic potion. Potions included "Calm," "Clarity," "Sleep Easy" and "Roibos." Each had been dried and bagged.

written by Sha, 22 September 2008
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"Rocky" - The Never-Ending Sequels

Sylvester Stallone finishes filming "Rocky 16." Vows that he will probably stop at "Rocky 21."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 September 2008
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Schwartzmeister, Ohio

Documents have been found in Peru that prove that America was not discovered by Christopher Columbus but instead by Bernie 'Shy Guy' Schwartzmeister, III, a great sailor who hated to talk.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 September 2008
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San Diego Football

Only in California would someone name a professional football team after credit card users...The San Diego Chargers.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 September 2008
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60 Minutes reporter asks John McCain how he and George Bush are different

"Well, I went to war when he skipped out on reserves duty, I flew my fighter when he doctored papers on his, and I was in the Hanoi Hilton while he was doing some relative of Paris Hilton."

written by Jalapenoman, 22 September 2008
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The New Testament teaches that when Jesus cast out a Legion of Demons, they entered into a group of pigs

Proving that a Jew was responsible for the creation of Deviled Ham.

written by Jalapenoman, 22 September 2008
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