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Competence of TV doctor questioned

The competence of TV's Doctor Hilary has been called into question today after he told one caller "Hemorrhoids are relatively easy to treat, but they can be a real pain in the neck."

written by Richard-Rasch, 02 September 2008
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Police appeal for witnesses

Police are appealing for witnesses after a man was attacked in the early hours of the morning. The victim is said to have suffered 'at least two broken legs'.

written by Richard-Rasch, 02 September 2008
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Smokers

Give up smoking in one easy step. Each day avoid having your first fag. This will ensure you can't have your second, third, fourth...

written by Richard-Rasch, 02 September 2008
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Be a hit on the spoof!

Write an irreverent news story titled 'Harry Potter in Seven Dwarfs Sex Scandal', fill it with 'Frankie Howerd-esque' innuendo and awful puns. Mention where possible any 90s TV hasbeen.

written by Richard-Rasch, 02 September 2008
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Panic as Hyperinflation Reaches America

US citizens have been told to remain calm as hyperinflation reaches America. The government have assured everyone there is no need to panic - 28GG glamour model Jordan will return to Britain tomorrow.

written by Richard-Rasch, 02 September 2008
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Lizard For Sale

Lizard for sale. Needs terrarium. Friendly temperament. Eats cricketers.

written by Richard-Rasch, 02 September 2008
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Church bulletin misprint

Church choir in desperate need of new sinnners.

written by Richard-Rasch, 02 September 2008
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Political Dance

A new dance called the Politician has taken the world by storm. The steps are simple: "All you have to do, is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."

written by IN SEINE, 02 September 2008
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New Church transport unveiled

The Pope has unveiled plans for the Catholic church to bring their parishioners to services by bus. They plan to call it mass transit.

written by IN SEINE, 02 September 2008
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Tongue Tied?

The V & A have bought the iconic logo used by the Rolling Stones for £51,000. However, DeFRA have banned it from display to the public in case it carries 'Blue Tongue Virus'.

written by IN SEINE, 02 September 2008
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Sarah Palin's Daughter & John Edwards?

Unmarried daughter of Alaska's governor is expecting a bundle of joy. John Edwards denies any wrong-doing, but is buying another Texas mansion for her and his former campaign manager.

written by PP Rega, 02 September 2008
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Scientists Discover a Gene Linked to Male Infidelity

"Yippee!" shout cheating husbands. "We're not pigs after all, we're just genetically deprived individuals."

written by Gail Farrelly, 02 September 2008
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Testicular cancer awareness concert

Chris Moyles has been criticised for his insensitive opening of a concert to raise awareness of testicular cancer.
The radio one DJ opened the gig with the sound check "testes, testes, 1-2, 1-2."

written by Richard-Rasch, 02 September 2008
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'Back off' says Kerry Katona

Kerry Katona says being hounded by the media on a daily basis has caused her depression. The News of the World said they would like to apologize to the porky dumbass bitch.

written by Richard-Rasch, 02 September 2008
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Fatfighters meeting

This week's weigh-in will take place at the Salvation Army Hall at 6pm. Please use large double doors at the side of the property.

written by Richard-Rasch, 02 September 2008
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