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Lynx Man Arrested On Public Indecency Charge

A bit-part actor was today convicted of lewd and indecent behaviour in a public place. Actor Barry Oggle pleaded guilty to 'doing his thing' on the 384 bus between Mount Pleasant and Cockfosters.

written by newsflush, 14 September 2008
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One Eyed Prostitute Still Waiting for Missing Spitzer!

Promised immunity by Federal Investigators, she said she'd keep an eye out for the former NY Governor.

written by Morse, 14 September 2008
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Biden Improves Image..Hunting Trip Successful..Mounts Trophy Wife!

Unfortunately for the "hair apparent", it wasn't HIS wife!

written by Morse, 14 September 2008
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Joe Biden on Obama!

Just like a bad rash I bet! Aides say they can't pry the two apart!

written by Morse, 14 September 2008
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Native American found dead.

An incontinent Native American was found dead today. The 30 year-old man slept the night in a wigwam, but this morning was actually found dead. He drowned in his own teepee!

written by IN SEINE, 14 September 2008
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Dandy Arrested Again

Dandy in New York City arrested for twenty-first time after keeping it up by openly Yankee-Doodling in Central Park.

written by Bureau, 14 September 2008
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Too Much TV

A new study has revealed that watching too much television...now how is Matlock gonna get out of that?...poses attention disorder threat.

written by Bureau, 14 September 2008
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Korean Leader Soon Buried With Cabbage?

Sources in North Korea say that dictator Kim Jong Il is very ill and may have to turn over the daily ruining of the country to his sons, Curley, Larry and Mo Jung Il.

written by Bureau, 14 September 2008
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Lucky Stiffs

Over 100,000 lucky Stiffs have won a long-running lawsuit against several major tobacco companies. "They urned it", stated one attorney on the winning side.

written by Bureau, 14 September 2008
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VP To Get Slick Deal

Vice President Dick Cheney is expected to get a slick-deal with several oil companies after leaving office in January.

written by Bureau, 14 September 2008
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John McCain Changes His Mind

Decides he prefers Tina Fey to Sarah Palin as VP nominee.

written by Gail Farrelly, 14 September 2008
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Shirley MacLaine Plays Coco Chanel in TV Movie

Claims it was an easy role to play since she was Coco in a prior life.

written by Gail Farrelly, 14 September 2008
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Spammer's Conviction Overturned

He immediately sends out 99 trillion emails announcing the good news.

written by Gail Farrelly, 14 September 2008
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