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Muslims throw party for Brits

In a bid to strengthen their relationship with Brits, the Muslim community are planning to throw them a party. It will be an exciting evening of entertainment, fine-dining and gracious hostility.

written by Richard-Rasch, 01 September 2008
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Stationary Lorry Driven off in Motorway Drama

A 'Staples' stationary lorry has been hijacked on the M25. Police have said that although we have hundreds of stationary vehicles on the motorway every day, it is very rare to have one driven away.

written by BOB FRAPPLES, 01 September 2008
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Indecent Exposure

The latest Highway Code says that you MUST have hub caps on the wheels. It's classed as 'Indecent Exposure. Yes! You can't just ride around with your nuts showing.

written by BOB FRAPPLES, 01 September 2008
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The NEW 'Wacko Jacko'?

Jack Tweed, boyfriend of Jade Goody has been jailed after he was found guilty of assaulting a boy with a golf club. In his defence, he said: "I did shout FORE!

written by IN SEINE, 01 September 2008
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Jade Goody realises severity of cancer scare

"When I found out I had clerical cancer I thought they'd just take out my collar bone or somfink. I never fort it was anyfink serious...but now I realise it is - I might even need Chameleontherapy."

written by Richard-Rasch, 01 September 2008
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Announcements - What's on

The Youth Amateur Dramatic Society will stage their production of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet at the town hall at 7.30pm on Friday. Everyone is invited to attend this tragedy.

written by Richard-Rasch, 01 September 2008
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Cabinet for sale

For sale: China cabinet. Extremely fragile.

written by Richard-Rasch, 01 September 2008
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Weighwatchers

Lose pounds quickly. Call 0906 4444 4573 333 now for details. Calls cost £2.50 per min.

written by Richard-Rasch, 01 September 2008
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Crap2Cash

Trade your unwanted gods for cash today.

written by Richard-Rasch, 01 September 2008
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Job advert

Child-miner needed. Must be available for immediate start.

written by Richard-Rasch, 01 September 2008
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Housekeeping services

Fed up of cleaning yourself? Let me do it for you! Experienced housekeeper. £7 per hour.

written by Richard-Rasch, 01 September 2008
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Bed For Sale

King size bed. Mahogany. Ideal for antique lover.

written by Richard-Rasch, 01 September 2008
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Handy Bathroom Tips

The bathroom can be a dangerous place. Avoid slipping in the bath by placing a rubber mat on the bottom.

written by Richard-Rasch, 01 September 2008
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For Sale

Pine dressing table for a lady with wide legs and large drawers. £90 ono.

written by Richard-Rasch, 01 September 2008
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Jobs

3 year old teacher required for pre-school day nursery. Experience essential.

written by Richard-Rasch, 01 September 2008
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Bill Gates spotted buying a Mac in PC World

Bill Gates was yesterday spotted buying a Mac Book Pro in the Dulwich branch of PC World. When quizzed he said that Vista was "crap" and prefers "Mac anyday".

written by C I Weightman, 01 September 2008
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Prince Charles addicted to cornish pasties

Prince Charles sends Camilla out to the nearby Bonjour! petrol station in the middle of the night to fuel his addiction of 5-a-day Ginsters cornish pasties.

written by C I Weightman, 01 September 2008
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Positive About Aids

Are you aged 18-30? Have you got aids? Join Positive About Aids today and meet other young people with hearing problems!

written by Richard-Rasch, 01 September 2008
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Tony Soprano Wed in Hawaii

Sal "Big Pussy" Bonpensiero supplies the fish for the main course at the wedding reception.

written by Gail Farrelly, 01 September 2008
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