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Absent?

At an exclusive Halloween Party in London's Knightssbridge area, the invisible man failed to show up.

written by IN SEINE, 29 October 2008
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Spain to declare war with England

Spain are to declare war with England after Russell Brand's offensive and lewd phone calls to one of Barcelona's favourite sons, Manuel.

written by IN SEINE, 29 October 2008
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ACLU Defends Big Ugly Women

In Austin, Texas this morning, a huge lawsuit was launched by the ACLU on behalf of seven ugly extremely obese women who were turned away from a Texas Poligamist Group.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2008
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Once-In-A-Century Crisis

After Alan Greenspan stated that the current financial crisis is a once-in-a-century crisis, President Bush followed up with, "Aren't you glad I got it over with early in the 2000's?"

written by Bureau, 29 October 2008
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Facing the Sack

The BBC hurriedly retracted their statement that Ross and Brand are facing the Sachs.

written by IainB, 29 October 2008
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Less Likely To Graduate

A new report says that today's schoolchildren are less likely to graduate than their parents, who have already graduated years ago.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2008
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Many Facing Cuts Due To Economy

Police face cuts as economy falters. Firemen face cuts as economy falters. Farts face cuts as economy falters and more people turn to beans and rice.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2008
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Follow In Cheney's Footsteps

Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin says she hopes she can follow in the footsteps of VP Dick Cheney and go hunting as often as possible, while claiming to be in an undisclosed location.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2008
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Sex Can Cure Headaches

"Not only does being 20-30 pounds overweight harm your health in any way whatsoever, oral sex can absolutely cure most headaches", reported the best ole doctor there ever was.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2008
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Islamabad Riot

A huge riot broke out in Islamabad yesterday when an unthinking Danish tourist swatted a big spider with the Koran.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2008
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Sarah Palin in 2012!

Sarah Palin has admitted that it doesn't look good for John McCain and her. A spokesperson for her campaign said, "We're already looking to 2012. Palin's slogan will be 'GOP - GO Palin!'"

written by Abel Rodriguez, 29 October 2008
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Nicole Richie Will Be The Secretary of State

Paris Hilton called up Sarah Palin and said she's running for President in 2012, and she'd like her to run as her vice president. Paris already has their campaign slogan...'The Ruse & The Moose.'

written by Abel Rodriguez, 29 October 2008
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