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Professor Richard Dawkins does not exist!

Prof. Richard Dawkins has mysteriously disappeared after plastering bendy buses with the slogan 'There is probably NO God'. God is running a counter claim: 'There is DEFINITELY NO Richard Dawkins'.

written by IN SEINE, 21 October 2008
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Wall Street Jitters

Wall Street became a little jittery this morning when news got out that President Bush planned to pull 10,000 troops from Iraq and place them around the nation's banks.

written by Bureau, 21 October 2008
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You Can't See The Forest For The Bush

McCain & Palin focusing on economy. McCain says, "Okay, I'm focused...and my friends, the economy is all 'F'ed up!" Sarah Palin says, "I'm focused and I can see the Russian economy from my house."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 October 2008
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Sarah Palin: This Presidential Race Sure Has Cut Into My Moose Hunting

The World Series-Bound Tampa Bay Rays endorse Barack Obama. Sarah Palin replies, "Big deal, I've been endorsed by the Wasilla hockey moms and the Wasilla moose hunting moms so there."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 October 2008
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Sarah Palin Cannot See Washington D.C. From Her House

Sarah Palin says we should ship Alaskan Liquefied natural gas to Japan. She's asked why and she replies, "Oh that's an easy one, and the answer is because I can see Japan from my house."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 October 2008
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Bush Memo: Cancel The Fence, We're Gettin' Us A Wall!

Richard Garriott who paid Russia $30 million to fly on their space station says he got his money's worth. Next he wants to buy 'The Great Wall of China' and move it to the US-Mexico border.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 October 2008
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Nader Ahead In One Poll

Latest Polls: Ralph Nader has overtaken both McCain and Obama in the catagory of those who had originally decided to pencil in "Santa Claus".

written by Bureau, 21 October 2008
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"Everything Is Broken"- Dylan

After Barack Obama, who was accused by Talk Radio of planning to nationalize the nation's banks, replied this morning, "Are you kidding, the government is broke too!"

written by Bureau, 21 October 2008
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Mars Probe Reveals Secret

NASA Headquarters at Houston reported this morning that the strange material dug from the service of Mars by the Mars Probe is apparently that of creamy golden nougat.

written by Bureau, 21 October 2008
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Queen's Twin

Queen Elizabeth, commentating on the secret photo taken of her with small Siamese twin hanging from her side: We are not amused!

written by Bureau, 21 October 2008
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$250,000 Question!

FOX may drop idea about filming still another Joe Millionaire in favor of "Joe the Plumber's $250,OOO" or "Joe Plumber Presents: The $250,000 Question!"

written by Bureau, 21 October 2008
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Ford/Hotwheels Merger?

General Motors has entered merger talks with Chrysler, while the Ford Moter Company is now having serious talks with Hot Wheels.

written by Bureau, 21 October 2008
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Plumber Leading Six-Pack

Latest Gallup Poll: Joe the Plumber overtakes Joe Six-Pack by narrow margin. Joe Camel all the way down to Nader-like numbers.

written by Bureau, 21 October 2008
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Playstation Game offends Islam

Muslims are offended because Sony has changed the background music to its new game LittleBigPlanet to Christian Gospel music.

written by IN SEINE, 21 October 2008
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£5.4m for Freud painting of Bacon

£5.4m was paid for a Freud painting of Bacon today. A high price indeed because only yesterday a Fraudulent painting of Eggs only managed £6.50.

written by IN SEINE, 21 October 2008
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C.P. - The General's General

When Sarah Palin heard that ex-Secretary of State (and four-star General Colin Powell) had endorsed Obama over McCain, she replied, "So, no one in Alaska has ever heard of Collins Powers anyway."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 October 2008
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Cigarette Butts The Size of Loaves of Bread

Geologists in Utah discover a 190 million year old 'dinosaur dance floor.' Among artifacts they dig up are a two-foot drink umbrella, a lipstick the size of a Kia, and a Tyrannosaurus condom.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 October 2008
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Barack Obama - The 'Second' Black US President

Everyone says that when Barack Obama gets elected he will become the first Black US president. That will not be true...remember Bill Clinton said that he was the first Black US president.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 October 2008
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Only In America Can The 2nd Place Vote Getter Become President (Bush)

President Bush endorses John McCain. McCain was overheard saying, "No!, no!, no!, no!, I'd rather have Fidel Castro's endorsement, at least that way I'd get some of the Havana vote."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 October 2008
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Palin: Alaska Does Not Have Gay Moose

Sarah Palin breaks from McCain's view and states she's against gay marriage. Palin adds, "Look, I not only oppose gay marriage between people, I also oppose it between moose, salmon, and bugs.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 October 2008
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Good Thing He Didn't Try To Steal a Lobster

A Florida man caught trying to steal bags of frozen shrimp by sticking them in his pants...kind of gives new meaning to the word...shrimp.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 October 2008
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Obama gets more support

KKK endorses Barrack Obama, The Grand Dragon said "he's the right man for the job".

written by disciple, 21 October 2008
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