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Winehouse has Tattoo Altered

Amy Winehouse in a final show that her marriage has ended altered her tattoo BLAKE to read SKANK

written by JAB, 30 November 2008
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The Sounds of Rice

Contrary to published reports, Condoleezza Rice has said that she will not be joining the Spice Girls as 'Rice Spice.'

written by Abel Rodriguez, 30 November 2008
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Senator Joe 'Turncoat' Lieberman

Senator Joe Lieberman has been named the recipient of "The 2008 Benedict Arnold Award." When informed, Lieberman replied, "I arrogantly accept the award with all the backstabbing pride within me."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 30 November 2008
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Brett Madden?

The DNA results are in and they prove conclusively that John Madden is not Brett Favre's biological father.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 30 November 2008
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Marriage Trouble Over Sex

The Dalai Lama told reporters yesterday that sex invariably spells trouble because of difficult relationships between two different individuals. He then went into a trance & spontaneously ejaculated.

written by Bureau, 30 November 2008
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Obama: 2.5 Million New Jobs

Obama's economic plans for 2.5 million new jobs created by 2011 will include nearly 500,000 campaign workers needed that year.

written by Bureau, 30 November 2008
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Fed Helps Penis Donor's Family

The Federal Reserve has agreed to bailout John Wayne Bobbitt with $200,000 for his bankruptcy over three surgery bills during the 1990's. Plus the penis doner's family will receive another $100,000.

written by Bureau, 30 November 2008
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Iraq Returnees To Taper Off

Fort Campbell, Kentucky, along with other U.S. military bases, are bracing for the surge in stress-related disorders as soldiers return from Iraq, by the use of paintball games to help them taper off.

written by Bureau, 30 November 2008
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Russia Helps Venezuela

Russia has announced that they will be helping the South American country of Venezuela develop nuclear energy in the near future, along with the wheelbarrow.

written by Bureau, 30 November 2008
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Fast Food Linked To Alzheimers.

Research on mice has linked fast food to the development of Alzheimers disease. "Within a couple hours, they apparently forget they have already eaten", stated one researcher.

written by Bureau, 30 November 2008
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Pirates Release Greek Ship

Somali pirates have released the Greek ship Centauri. Among those still being held for ransom includes the USS Cyclops, a Massassachusetts lighthouse and the Minnow.

written by Bureau, 30 November 2008
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Pamplona Contacts WalMart

WalMart, whose employee was crushed Friday, has received a request for crowd names from Pamploma, Spain which hosts "The Running of the Bulls". The event would be called "The Running of the Fools"

written by Bureau, 30 November 2008
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