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Papa Smurf wins

Many America voters considered him to have the best of both candidates, short and old like McCain and colored like Obama.

written by disciple, 03 November 2008
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Reykjavik

Reykjavik. Icelandic bankers say it was obvious that investing money in their country was always a stupid idea as its capital is always frozen.

written by Midgetgems, 03 November 2008
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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse on Stand-by....

"...in case an Obama victory makes George Bush go "off his nut" and do something dumber than usual."

written by Jill The Shill, 03 November 2008
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Give Me An 'S,' Give Me An 'A,' Give Me A 'P' - Sarah Palin!

Sarah Palin was asked how she felt about the Electoral College. She replied, "Well, as long as they keep the tuition down so that every one who wants to go can afford it, I think it's okay."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 November 2008
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Southwest To Alaska: Eight Times Daily

The latest Gallup Poll shows Senator Obama with an amazing 11 point lead. Sarah Palin was overheard telling Todd, "Hey hon, guess there ain't no point in you and I wasting our time votin'."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 November 2008
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Just Keep Trying...Just Keep Trying

The US Treasury Department wants to borrow $550 billion. But it is having a hard time because neither Bill Gates, Donald Trump, Warren Buffett, nor Oprah Winfrey are answering their cell phones.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 November 2008
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The Castleless King: Will Work For Riches

The unemployment rate in Jordan is reaching epidemic proportions. Queen Rania said, "The situation is getting so bad that I personally know of kings and queens who are now unemployed."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 November 2008
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Obama Nearly drowns

A quick shower in Illinois Monday morning nearly drowned Presidential candidate Barack Obama before his bodyguards could get his nose back down.

written by Bureau, 03 November 2008
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Supreme Court Rules 9-0

The Supreme Court has ruled 9-0 that identity thieves can now be horse-whipped and that all nine of them really, really, really are whom they say they are.

written by Bureau, 03 November 2008
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Bearskin Wedding

An article in "People" on Sarah Palin quotes Palin as
saying her daughter will wear a beautiful white bearskin at her upcoming wedding and that the happy couple will leave on a stretched dogsled.

written by Bureau, 03 November 2008
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Memory Loses

Tests performed on those selling their own blood can lead to memory loses. Meanwhile, tests performed on those selling their own blood can lead to memory loses.

written by Bureau, 03 November 2008
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American's Healthier

American's health is actually improving. Doctors credit the eating of lots more soup, long hours standing in soup lines and the constant stamping their feet to stay warm.

written by Bureau, 03 November 2008
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One Man's Poison.....

A new study reveals that stocks have now lost over $6 trillion dollars in value since the first of September. While investors remain jittery, low income people are laughing their asses off.

written by Bureau, 03 November 2008
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Hamilton wins drivers championship

Big Headed Hamilton was awarded with a head swelling fifth place that gave him the drivers championship in Brazil, Massa has assassinated Glock.

written by IainB, 03 November 2008
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Welcome To Russia

A 6.1 earthquake hits the Aleutian Islands between Alaska and Russia. Sarah Palin commented, "Ya know if one more of these hit, I could end up really being able to see Russia from my house."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 November 2008
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