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Birds of a feather

"David Beckham is as gay as a maypole", claims Tom Cruise. "And he would know". Added Nicole Kidman.

written by Wickham Chase, 20 November 2008
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I rest my case

Area man claims George Clooney and Janet Reno are the same person. When questioned he asked, "Well, have you ever seen the two of them together".

written by Wickham Chase, 20 November 2008
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Dismembered Body Latest

The dismembered body of a man found on wasteland in Halesowen on Monday, was said in a police statement today to be "still dead".

written by Monkey Woods, 20 November 2008
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Oprah's Ass Secedes From Union

In a statement today Oprahs Ass said, "I have taken all I can from that insufferable blabber mouth. "Stedman this, Stedman that, ooh Dr. Phil, Today Tom Cruise!" Oy!"

written by Wickham Chase, 20 November 2008
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500-Year-Old Penguins

New Zealand scientists find a species of penguin (Waitaha) that had disappeared 500 years ago. One scientist remarked, "Well it's really not a big deal. These penguins are just fantastic 'hiders.'"

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 November 2008
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A 6,500 Year Old Village

Archaeologists find the ruins of a 6,500 year old Greek village. Searchers find several items such as vases, stone tools, and figurines. Also unearthed was a McDonald's sign.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 20 November 2008
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Fire Threatened Oprah

One of the California fires had the nerve to close in on Oprah Winfrey's house last week but turned after she sent Dr. Phil to give it a good talking to.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2008
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Now Own Bigger Penis

Not only TV and Newspaper ads are down, there's much less spam advertising on the Internet. Experts blame the internet loss on the fact that 90% of all males now own a 10-inch penis.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2008
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Hitler Actually Was A Nut

An account from a German Army medic from the 1940's confirms the often rumored fact that Hitler had only one nut, but that the nut gradually took over his entire body.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2008
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Stan Lee Nominate For Pulitzer

Monday, President Bush awarded a National Medal of The Arts to Marvel Comics Stan Lee. Then, on Tuesday, he nominated Lee for a Pulitzer Prize for Literature, saying "That's how I got my learning."

written by Bureau, 20 November 2008
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McCain's VP Choice Distracting

The McCain campaign workers say they blame McCain's loss to Barack Obama on his choice of Sarah Palin as VP, saying she distracted voters. "Should have named Wilfred Brimley" say majority.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2008
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Alien Info Released By Brits

Britain has now released all its official records on UFO information, including the fact that aliens completely deny having anything to do with Lady Diana's death.

written by Bureau, 20 November 2008
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Buddy, you've got a lawsuit on your hands.

California man plans to sue court after court rules he can sue no more after suing more than 400 times.

written by Wickham Chase, 20 November 2008
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Cultural Experience

80's pop icon and talent-less Culture Club front man, Boy George, wakes up to find that the band was completely bereft of any culture nor was it indeed a club of any kind.

written by Wickham Chase, 20 November 2008
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Miley Cyrus catches Smiley Virus

Split-arsed pop cult cretinette Miley Cyrus today spontaneously combusted after contracting the fatal
self-inflicted Smiley Virus while pulling faces in her bathroom mirror

written by Rusty, 20 November 2008
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New Diana Tell-All

Orlando Florida. The neighbors of Lady Diana's former butler and "tell all" author, Paul Burrell, describe him as an insufferable little shit and the reason why abortion was invented.

written by Wickham Chase, 20 November 2008
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Happy Birthday, VP-elect Biden!

Today is Vice-President-elect Joe Biden's birthday. He's 66. President-elect Obama gave him 2 presents: a leash and a muzzle.

written by PP Rega, 20 November 2008
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Al Qada Chief calls Obama a "House Negro"

Obama responded, Well these days you have to find work where ever you can!

written by disciple, 20 November 2008
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