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The Obamas They Are A-Changing

Backers of Barack Obama are already trying hard to create a new slogan for the 2012 race. Thus far, "Whooooooooo's Changing?" and "Got Change?" are the leading two.

written by Bureau, 12 November 2008
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Teen Never Wants To See Another Barn Owl

A Wyoming teen, doing a school project on why so many barn owls were ran over by cars of late, was ran over by a car late last night while being chased by a barn owl.

written by Bureau, 12 November 2008
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New Bush Poll

A new poll shows that President Bush has been the most giving president our country has ever had. As of last Wednesday, headaches were down nearly 50%.

written by Bureau, 12 November 2008
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Bryd Hands Over Chair

90-year-old Senator Byrd, asked in a loud voice to hand over his committee chairmanship to a younger man yesterday, stated, "Sure. I had no idea I was sitting in it."

written by Bureau, 12 November 2008
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Jamie Oliver can use bad language

Jamie Oliver is permitted to use bad language on TV. "Most chefs do it - if Gordon Ramsey can do it, why can't I? It promises to be a good f***ing show I tell ya" he said today.

written by IN SEINE, 12 November 2008
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Singers to Marry

In Shrewsbury, Shropshire, two choir members are due to marry next year. It is said they met by chants.

written by IN SEINE, 12 November 2008
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Joe Visits Unknown Peckerhead

On Veteran's Day, Barack Obama laid a wreath at the Unknown Soldier Monument. Meanwhile, President Bush sent Joe the Plumber to represent the U.S. in Poland, to lay a wreath at the Unknown Peckerhead.

written by Bureau, 12 November 2008
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"Around The World"

Rumors in Washington is that Hillary may spend the next 4 years going around the world as Attorney General. "Around the world?", stated Bill Clinton. "If she doesn't want the office I do."

written by Bureau, 12 November 2008
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Cheney Responds To Bite

Except for the one incident where Dick Cheney shot Rahm Emanuel in the face after Emanuel bit him, things are going smoothly in the transfering of the presidency from Bush to Obama.

written by Bureau, 12 November 2008
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Bush, Obama Family Meet

Barack Obama said that his first meeting with the Bush family went well. Laura and Michelle talked about the kids growing up there and Bush and I exchanged Bill Clinton Jokes."

written by Bureau, 12 November 2008
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I'm a celebrity?

ITV have announced that Martina Navratilova is to go into the Jungle on I'm a Celebrity Get me Out of Here. Apparently, she signed up when she misheard them mention the Bush Tucker Trial.

written by IainB, 12 November 2008
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Obama Shot in the Toilet!

Sorry, that second word was a spelling error. The intrusive press involved in preventing the president doing has job have seen that he uses the toilet for defaecation. Like a normal person!

written by Karl Mercer, 12 November 2008
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Fritzel Pop Career

After the success of Rolf Harris' re-release of his 1969 hit, Two Little Boys, Josef Fritzel has announced his intention to release Two Little Girls.

written by IainB, 12 November 2008
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Queen Elisabeth retires shock! Moves to Dubai!

Queen Elisabeth II has retired and moved to Dubai as a floating museum, a Palace spokesman has announced.

written by E.L.Wisty, 12 November 2008
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Otherwise, A Beautiful Day

In Honolulu, Hawaii today, a sudden shark attack ruined an otherwise non-lethal day in the sun for the Brown family who came here all the way from Detroit, Michigan.

written by Bureau, 12 November 2008
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