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Brown accepts McDonalds job

Former Prime Minister Gordon Brown has accepted a job taking orders at McDonalds. He joins former Mayor Ken Livingstone, who is flipping burgers at the Peckham branch.

written by parveen liddy, 03 May 2008
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Livngstone has lost Erection

The Tokyo Times has reported that London Mayor, Ken Livingstone has lost his erection!

written by norma snockers, 03 May 2008
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Bad Hair Day

May 2nd 2008 will go down in history as a bad hair day in politics - not only did Labour suffer massive losses, Nick Clegg of the Lib/Dems and Boris Johnson also had bad hair days.

written by IN SEINE, 03 May 2008
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What a Waste!

American Medical Scientists have determined that the average male member is 6 inches long, and the average female orifice is 8 inches deep? So in New York City alone there is over 2 miles of unused pussy!

written by norma snockers, 03 May 2008
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Student Counts Times Obama's Name Is Said, Wins Math Prize

Dexter Claponclapoff from Maine discovered the longest number ever recorded, by writing a program on his PC whcih counts how many times the word Obama is used in 12 hours of TV viewing. He was awarded the first Nobel Prize for Math ever given.

written by David Hawkins, 03 May 2008
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Is John McCain Insane? Docs Test Says Yes!

Insane in the membrane. Doctors at Idaho's Mr. Potatohead Psychiatric Clinic finish a 4 day test of John McCain's brain and determined his is equivalent to a microwaved ant on LSD & is predicted to act as kooky as Bush or Cheney.

written by David Hawkins, 03 May 2008
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