Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 21 May 2008
Top Right corner of TheSpoof to be privatised
This space is about to be taken over in a new PFI initiative. You will still be able to see it but in 5 years we will send you a huge bill for the privilege.
Ted Kennedy eating well.
Latest reports are that Senator Edward Kennedy is sitting up in his hospital bed eating a healthy meal of salad - 'Seizure Salad'.
Fall of Rome?
Historians have discovered that the fall of the Roman Empre was partly because the people who ran the Roman Coliseum just couldn't make any money. The lions kept eating all the prophets.