Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 20 May 2008
Beer-a-myd Collapses in College Dorm Room
Eleven freshmen and a Vietnamese pot-belly pig injured
Former Muppet Show Puppeteer Jailed for Theft
Convenience store cameras capture his sock-festooned hand stealing Snickers bars.
Internet History Revealed
Developed by O.J Simpson as a means to "find the real killer".