Spoof news snippets from Friday 2 May 2008
Woman Sees Image Of Toast In Jesus' Face
Sister Bertha McFrookkin of St. Curley's Three Sided Catholic Church in Hesperia California was staring at the Jesus statue in the church and clear as day, a miracle in the form of the shape of a piece of toast appeared on his face.
McCain denies being rude to wife
"All I said was 'See you next Tuesday' and she went off on one. I never called her anything, the silly b**ch'