Spoof news snippets from Saturday 17 May 2008
U.S. Air Force Relieved Over Costly Urination Problem
Two U.S. Air Force jets have crashed in the past because of pissing problems! Now, with a newly-developed peeing method for male or female jet pilots, the problem of taking a leak at 1000-2000 mph will no longer piss off the top U.S. fly boys!
British Scientists create new animal
Scientists from Hitchin, Hertfordshire England, have successfully created a flea from scratch today.