Spoof news snippets from Thursday 15 May 2008
Currys.digital shops facing axe
Most shops were closed today displaying a notice saying 'Error 404 the shop you were looking for is not found.'
Barack ready to take oath
Today president hopefull Barack Obama announced "If I become your next elected President, this will be an Obama-nation"
President Bush responds to death, disaster, and destruction caused by Chinese earthquakes
"I hope all them star's handprints and footprints in front of that theatre survived."
Researchers study women who say "If I knew you were comin', I'd have baked a cake."
Test results show that no dessert would have ever been prepared with fair warning and that the females would still have insisted on being taken out for dinner.
The Earth will be destroyed at 8:00 p.m. this evening
Film at eleven