Spoof news snippets from Saturday 8 March 2008
Clinton Blames Blizzard in Ohio on NAFTA
after a foot of snow buried most of Ohio,Hillary blamed NAFTA. "If we weren't part of NAFTA, Canada would not be able to send their unwanted snow to Ohio, it's time to renegotiate."
A day in the sun
The editors of the Sun, The Express and The Daily Mail today realised that it is now more than 10 years ago, and it is time to let Princess Di rest in peace.
Pro Golfer Kills Protected Migratory Hawk on Golf Course
Golfer, Tripp Isenhour, commenting on the killing, said, "I don't know what all the fuss is about, I always thought getting birdies was part of the game."