Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 4 March 2008
Sun reporter has computer problem
A sun reporter was unable to write an arttice on Gordon Ramsey because the 'F' key on his keyboard was not working.
Sen.Obama on Foreign Policy
"Folks, it's time to take a new approach instead of the old Washington way, even if we have to curry favor with India over Pakistan."
Sen. Clinton on Foreign Policy
"We can't continue on the same road as George W. Bush,we have to take a different approach, a different slant if you will, with China."
Sen. McCain on Foreign Policy
"My friends, we cannot and we must not leave our good Greek friends behind."