Spoof news snippets from Monday 31 March 2008
Man's pet Dalmatian diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease
Harvey's hound was found whipped into a rabid frenzy and wearing a #4 Yankee jersey before animal control took it away in handcuffs forcing the entire neighborhood into immediate quarantine.
U2, of there
Following news that U2 have signed away digital rights for the next 12 years, or something, they have also signed the Gettysberg Address, and the Magna Carta. They are now worthless, Bono said, cackling.
Riot Breaks Out at Campaign Speech
A riot broke out while presidential candidate Ahmnodt Heare gave his "Do Unto Others as You Would Want Done Unto You" speech at a Masochists of America meeting.