Spoof news snippets from Sunday 30 March 2008
Ant & Dec's 'Saturday Night Takeaway' has been taken away...on a Saturday night too! Police suspect either Ant or Dec, but aren't sure which is which.
U.S. Threatens to Boycott Beijing Olympics Over Fat Issue
The U.S. Olympic Committee has threatend the Chinese regarding a "no show," because of a non guarantee of "all trans fat" in the American athletes' meals. Replied, key Chinese official, Xiong Xiang Xiung, "Chinese do not give a clap! No special plocess for enemy! We even going to add lead toxics!!!"