Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 25 March 2008
Warrior Sperm created for couples unable to procreate
These magnificent Warrior Sperm have been extracted from adolescents during puberty while living under power lines with the capability to mend marriages and bench press a small car.
Discovery Channel to debut "The Shark Whisperer"
Horse and dog whispering is old hat these days and is about to be taken over by a lone man that whispers to great white sharks and makes out with them.