Spoof news snippets from Saturday 15 March 2008
Help for smokers in Ireland
Now the Irish have a new clinic for those who want to stop smoking. It's called Nicotine Anonymous. If you get the urge to smoke, you call them and they send a man over and you get drunk together.
Apple faces patent lawsuit from Doctor Who over Time Machine
Apple is facing another costly legal challenge, this time from patent attorneys representing Doctor Who, who insist that the 'Time Machine' feature in Mac OS X Leopard has copied Gallifreyan technology first introduced in the Tardis.
Chaos Theory Strikes Again
Today the connection was revealed between a fishing excursion in Scotland and a massive earthquake that killed five hundred billion people. Using a simple set of algorithms, scientists have devised a method of explaining any event that happens, ever.