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Dictionary destruction

In an indiscriminate act of violence, the master copy of the dictionary of the English Language was today destroyed in a terrorist attack. The Prime Minister issued the following statement shortly afterwards. "Hyyysggd jsgd hyegft gbbccv. Ouerrnfh hef hsgd, kjrwe knue."

written by Martin Yates, 14 March 2008
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Friction equals fire!

A stunning new development today led to the discovery that rubbing two wooden sticks together caused them to ignite.

written by Martin Yates, 14 March 2008
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Flying man mystery

City-goers were left stunned as a man dressed in some kind of costume inexplicably flew past the capital early this morning. Eye-witnesses describe the man as looking heroic, although he didn't actually do anything.

written by Martin Yates, 14 March 2008
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The New Black

Today, scientists revealed what has been officially approved to be the new black. After countless days of science, the answer came as a shock to many in the fashion world. The new black, is in fact, green.

written by Martin Yates, 14 March 2008
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Fleiss, Lewinsky, and Dupre Form New Group, "The 3 Prosties"

In the wake of the Spitzer scandal, three prominent "fun ladies" have teamed up, dedicated to legalizing men's right to a little something on the side. "Hey," said Dupre, "let 'em get their rocks off, man!" Eliot Spitzer's comment, "At least, I paid cash!"

written by Natowsky, 14 March 2008
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Spoof Editor under Police Watch

Following the discovery of a severed horse turd in Spoof editor Mark Lowton's bed, police have kept his house under constant surveillance. It's believed the Turdish mafia is behind it.

written by JAB, 14 March 2008
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Baby Bear says no more

In a statement released today, Baby Bear has announced his retirement. From now on, anyone using his name in connection with Goldilocks will be taken to court.

written by Martin Yates, 14 March 2008
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Follow-up

After a long and arduous standoff in the mountains of Denali, the Nuns have finally signed a peace accord with the native penguins.

written by Wordsmith, 14 March 2008
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