Spoof news snippets from Thursday 13 March 2008
Washington's Roll Call of Politician Rates
Eliot Spitzer 9 diamonds; Ted Kennedy 1 life jacket; Larry Craig 3 airport stalls; Mark Foley 10 pages; Bill Clinton 2 Montecristo cigars; Barney Frank 3 poppadoms.
Ashley Big Name Now For Boys and Girls Thanks To Eliot!
"Gone with the Wind" gave us a rash of Viviens and Scarletts, and it appears that the Spitzer debacle has given us an uptic on the name Ashley. All over NYC, given names are being crossed off birth certificates and replaced with a prostitute's moniker!