There were 99 spoof news snippets published in March 2008. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.

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Time Out

A Cheshire man left more than 30,000 clocks in his will. It is feared that it may take executors years to wind up his estate.

written by IN SEINE, 29 March 2008
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Help for smokers in Ireland

Now the Irish have a new clinic for those who want to stop smoking. It's called Nicotine Anonymous. If you get the urge to smoke, you call them and they send a man over and you get drunk together.

written by IN SEINE, 15 March 2008
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Sun reporter has computer problem

A sun reporter was unable to write an arttice on Gordon Ramsey because the 'F' key on his keyboard was not working.

written by IN SEINE, 04 March 2008
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Forced Marriage

Prince Charles has claimed that he has been the victim of a forced marriage - TWICE!

written by IN SEINE, 11 March 2008
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Takeaway Stolen?

Ant & Dec's 'Saturday Night Takeaway' has been taken away...on a Saturday night too! Police suspect either Ant or Dec, but aren't sure which is which.

written by IN SEINE, 30 March 2008
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A Check Up?

Police caught a guy trying to cash a phony check. At the station, the crook grabbed the check off the desk and swallowed it. No problem: the police waited five or six hours and then charged the guy with passing a bad check twice.

written by IN SEINE, 29 March 2008
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Sen. McCain on Foreign Policy

"My friends, we cannot and we must not leave our good Greek friends behind."

written by JAB, 04 March 2008
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Sen. Clinton on Foreign Policy

"We can't continue on the same road as George W. Bush,we have to take a different approach, a different slant if you will, with China."

written by JAB, 04 March 2008
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Sen.Obama on Foreign Policy

"Folks, it's time to take a new approach instead of the old Washington way, even if we have to curry favor with India over Pakistan."

written by JAB, 04 March 2008
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The Iranians Say 'We Will Rock You ' Before Getting Stoned

Has Freddie Mercury come home or is he spinning in his Grave? Iran has Taken the 'We Will, We, Will..Rock you' Rap to anounce all up and coming stonings on 'Iranian Freedom TV' this summer season. Look out for it!

written by Bert Onassis, 29 March 2008
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Bin Laden issues warning over wrestling

Cartoon violence in WWE matches "is insulting to Mankind and other professional wrestlers"...

written by Robin Berger, 21 March 2008
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Plot to Kill Cartoon Foiled in Denmark

A plot to stop the popular cartoon Peanuts from appearing has been discovered. The Nut brothers, Ches and Wal along with an unidentified Brazilian are in custody. Said, Detective Phil Bert, "fortunately no one was assaulted."

written by JAB, 06 March 2008
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Secret Service Man Fired

A secret service man assigned to Chelsea Clinton was fired for giving her the nickname C cup. While the agent was not identified, it's believed his initials were double D.

written by JAB, 06 March 2008
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Shared Shares to shake up the US economy?

The US Government is said to be in favour of controversial plans to introduce Shared Shares, which, according to fiscal experts, could double the value of the US stock exchange overnight

written by Bertrand Sedgley-Smythe, 10 March 2008
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McCann comes out in support of McCanns

Terry McCann, Star of eighties TV show Minder, has come out in support of Gerry and Kate McCann over their missing daughter Madeline. "Personally, I don't think they did it," said the friendly cockney hardman

written by Bertrand Sedgley-Smythe, 11 March 2008
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Japan unveils car the size of a pinhead

The Japanese motor company, Honda, has announced that it has designed a family car so small it can only be driven by single-cell bacteria.

written by Simon Cockle, 11 March 2008
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Spoof Editor under Police Watch

Following the discovery of a severed horse turd in Spoof editor Mark Lowton's bed, police have kept his house under constant surveillance. It's believed the Turdish mafia is behind it.

written by JAB, 14 March 2008
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Apple faces patent lawsuit from Doctor Who over Time Machine

Apple is facing another costly legal challenge, this time from patent attorneys representing Doctor Who, who insist that the 'Time Machine' feature in Mac OS X Leopard has copied Gallifreyan technology first introduced in the Tardis.

written by Bertrand Sedgley-Smythe, 15 March 2008
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Dungeons & Dragons wizard achieves "miracle" 100th level

Last words of deceased D&D co-creator Gary Gygax were, "I finally know how to take my 99th level neutral good elf mage/cleric to a whole new plane of existence"...

written by Robin Berger, 06 March 2008
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Was Tennis Champ Replaced by Crack Chump?

The International Tennis Federation is investigating claims that Roger Federer was using Pete Doherty as his 'double' when he lost to Wimbledon hopeful Andy Murray last week.

written by parveen liddy, 05 March 2008
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Beatles 'to split'

It has been announced that the Beatles have split after almost 50 years of playing together due to musical differences, band in-fighting and death.

written by Simon Cockle, 11 March 2008
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Smoking ban 'has limited effect on parking'

The government's smoking ban in public places has had little effect on the parking problem in Britain's big cities, a new study has confirmed.

written by Simon Cockle, 11 March 2008
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Cheese and onion crisps 'addictive like crack'

A new study suggests that the humble cheese and onion crisp has the same addictive qualities as crack but is 100 times cheaper. The results may point to a new strategy to help crack addicts to beat their addiction.

written by Simon Cockle, 11 March 2008
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British schoolchildren to 'pledge allegiance to a queen'

A new proposal by the Lord Chancellor would have schoolchildren pledging their allegiance to a queen, it emerged today. High-profile candidates include Sir Ian McKellan, Rupert Everett and the actor, Alan Cumming.

written by Simon Cockle, 11 March 2008
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Washington's Roll Call of Politician Rates

Eliot Spitzer 9 diamonds; Ted Kennedy 1 life jacket; Larry Craig 3 airport stalls; Mark Foley 10 pages; Bill Clinton 2 Montecristo cigars; Barney Frank 3 poppadoms.

written by JAB, 13 March 2008
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Rising Blind, Black Politico

No one knew Barack Obama was blind till we realized he couldn't see the trouble Tony Resko could cause him

written by Pointer, 16 March 2008
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Harry Potter and the Fluid of Lies

JK Rowling was last night in hiding, after it was revealed that her last 4 Potter novels had been identical, with only the charcters ages and "defence against the dark arts teachers" name being tippexed out and changed.

written by paddy stash, 06 March 2008
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Pro Golfer Kills Protected Migratory Hawk on Golf Course

Golfer, Tripp Isenhour, commenting on the killing, said, "I don't know what all the fuss is about, I always thought getting birdies was part of the game."

written by JAB, 08 March 2008
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Clinton Blames Blizzard in Ohio on NAFTA

after a foot of snow buried most of Ohio,Hillary blamed NAFTA. "If we weren't part of NAFTA, Canada would not be able to send their unwanted snow to Ohio, it's time to renegotiate."

written by JAB, 08 March 2008
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Jersey police find missing data discs

While searching for evidence of crimes committed at a children's home on the island of Jersey, police have confirmed that the missing data discs from the Home Office have been recovered.

written by Simon Cockle, 11 March 2008
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A day in the sun

The editors of the Sun, The Express and The Daily Mail today realised that it is now more than 10 years ago, and it is time to let Princess Di rest in peace.

written by Ben Macnair, 08 March 2008
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Bottler's new book

Talentless dullard Paul Burrell's new book 'You won't get it for free' is due out tomorrow. Pre-orders are said to be very slow.

written by Ben Macnair, 09 March 2008
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U2, of there

Following news that U2 have signed away digital rights for the next 12 years, or something, they have also signed the Gettysberg Address, and the Magna Carta. They are now worthless, Bono said, cackling.

written by Ben Macnair, 31 March 2008
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Hillary Clinton Lays the Smackdown on Obama

In a recent debate between the two Presidential hopefulls Hillary was heard saying the shocking, "F@5K Y%U, I Obamaed yo Mama!"

written by Bruno Murphy, 27 March 2008
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Des O'Connor Lyrics found in cellars

The lyrics of Des O'Connor's song (1 2 3 O'Leary) were scrawled on the wall of the cellars in Haut de la Garenne. Psychologist, Margaret Beckett, said the lyrics had a soporific effect on those locked in the cellars, and that this kind of 'mental defense mechanism' is well known in cases of stress.

written by The Knitter, 03 March 2008
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First White African American

Charlize Theron announced today that she will become an American citizen, due to how much she works in the States. Ms. Theron will become the first white African American recorded in history.

written by Tiki Murphy, 05 March 2008
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Michael Moore Announces Next Film Project

"Fatso" said to be scathing indictment of Michael Moore's personal health care system

written by Spunk Macnamara, 05 March 2008
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Favre Movie Flops

"Bend it like Brett" a big disappointment, says film studio.

written by Spunk Macnamara, 05 March 2008
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Britt Hume Falls Asleep On Air

Fox News execs upset after viewers don't notice the difference

written by Spunk Macnamara, 05 March 2008
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Turkey launches ground operation in Iraq

Thousands of turkeys have been deployed today as a ground incursion in pursuit of indoctrinating separatist Kurdish rebels with the parables of Thanksgiving.

written by Wordsmith, 05 March 2008
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Proof that war is an aphrodesiac

Israelis pulled out of Gaza today who was bent over a chair as Hamas celebrated its rocketry by masturbating in unison.

written by Wordsmith, 05 March 2008
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Sad but believable

Bush met with his cabinet today bemusing government operatives with his own absence as they later found him sitting on the floor of the oval office Indian style playing a game of checkers with a Bombay chest.

written by Wordsmith, 05 March 2008
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Food channel Emeril launching new fundraiser

Desperate for attention Emeril has debut his punches for lunches campaign, "Smack a bitch and get a free sandwich."America is hungry for pain.

written by Wordsmith, 05 March 2008
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Psychosomatic Discovery

Dr. Phil is living proof that diarrhea is an emotion.

written by Wordsmith, 05 March 2008
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Confessions of a Reagan Fondler

Former presidential candidate Mitt Romney's position on same sex marriage: Doggystyle.

written by Wordsmith, 05 March 2008
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Finally, Technology is catching up

Bell Tone now has a hearing aid powerful enough to hear people having sex 2 years from now.

written by Wordsmith, 05 March 2008
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Walmart even caters to Mother Nature

Category 5 hurricane spirals towards South America but stops first at WALMART because of their really low prices which collided with its ridge of high pressured employees.

written by Wordsmith, 05 March 2008
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Democratic Party Predicts Hillary-Obama Ticket: Campaign Buttons Ready

The Democratic Party is now predicting a ticket with both Hillary and Obama, fearing a Convention floor fight. The first buttons will say "Always Vote For The Team With The Quarterblack!"

written by Natowsky, 06 March 2008
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"Lost"ending revealed

JJ Abrhams has confirmed the spoiler claiming that lost will end with all the characters realising they are just toys in a toy box. "This is what we had in mind all along," he claims.

written by paddy stash, 06 March 2008
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Where's Blair?

If you're just realising that you haven't seen much of B'Liar since he ran off, that's because since his switch to Catholicism, he is still in confessional. Priests are working round the clock to purge the ex PM's soul.

written by paddy stash, 07 March 2008
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Ghost of Vince Foster Endorses Obama

Clinton campaign compares him to Ron Brown for no apparent reason.

written by Kilroy, 07 March 2008
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Spitzer Engaged in Unsafe/Unclean Sexual Variations à la Dick Morris

After the ex-NY Governor had gotten off over a 2.5 hour love fest in DC, his great-looking "prosty" reported to her boss unclean sex acts. Key terms included "toe loving", "tongued underarm," and "tongued nostril."

written by Natowsky, 12 March 2008
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Dr. Suicide, Jack Kevorkian, To Run For Congress in 2008

Recently released on parole after a 9-year prison stint for assisting in suicides, Dr. K plans to run for a seat in the House of Representatives. Said Dr. K, "Darn shame I helped over 100 people top themselves. There went 100 plus votes!"

written by Natowsky, 12 March 2008
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Ashley Big Name Now For Boys and Girls Thanks To Eliot!

"Gone with the Wind" gave us a rash of Viviens and Scarletts, and it appears that the Spitzer debacle has given us an uptic on the name Ashley. All over NYC, given names are being crossed off birth certificates and replaced with a prostitute's moniker!

written by Natowsky, 13 March 2008
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Follow-up

After a long and arduous standoff in the mountains of Denali, the Nuns have finally signed a peace accord with the native penguins.

written by Wordsmith, 14 March 2008
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Baby Bear says no more

In a statement released today, Baby Bear has announced his retirement. From now on, anyone using his name in connection with Goldilocks will be taken to court.

written by Martin Yates, 14 March 2008
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Fleiss, Lewinsky, and Dupre Form New Group, "The 3 Prosties"

In the wake of the Spitzer scandal, three prominent "fun ladies" have teamed up, dedicated to legalizing men's right to a little something on the side. "Hey," said Dupre, "let 'em get their rocks off, man!" Eliot Spitzer's comment, "At least, I paid cash!"

written by Natowsky, 14 March 2008
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The New Black

Today, scientists revealed what has been officially approved to be the new black. After countless days of science, the answer came as a shock to many in the fashion world. The new black, is in fact, green.

written by Martin Yates, 14 March 2008
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Flying man mystery

City-goers were left stunned as a man dressed in some kind of costume inexplicably flew past the capital early this morning. Eye-witnesses describe the man as looking heroic, although he didn't actually do anything.

written by Martin Yates, 14 March 2008
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Friction equals fire!

A stunning new development today led to the discovery that rubbing two wooden sticks together caused them to ignite.

written by Martin Yates, 14 March 2008
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Dictionary destruction

In an indiscriminate act of violence, the master copy of the dictionary of the English Language was today destroyed in a terrorist attack. The Prime Minister issued the following statement shortly afterwards. "Hyyysggd jsgd hyegft gbbccv. Ouerrnfh hef hsgd, kjrwe knue."

written by Martin Yates, 14 March 2008
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Chaos Theory Strikes Again

Today the connection was revealed between a fishing excursion in Scotland and a massive earthquake that killed five hundred billion people. Using a simple set of algorithms, scientists have devised a method of explaining any event that happens, ever.

written by Martin Yates, 15 March 2008
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Charlie Puts Sheen on "Kristen"

Word now is that pay-for-the-lay Charlie Sheen once romped with that "Spitzer Girl" Ashley (aka "Kristen"), dressed as a second cheerleader in a threesome. Is this not a great country where an actor and State Governor can seek and acquire the same opening!

written by Natowsky, 18 March 2008
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Gorby Now Wants Piece of the Action

Ex-Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev has been intrigued by the Spitzer scandal. "Was President, but resign for political, not for fun. In U.S., get hotel have big sex times. Is surprise that Communism go to crapper?"

written by Natowsky, 18 March 2008
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Swimmer Also Ticked Off at Ex-Governor

Nine-time U.S. Olympic gold medal swimmer Mark Spitz has been bothered a lot, since the Spitzer scandal erupted. "Hey, man...I am not a Spitzer. I'm a Spitz. Yeah, first I was a dog, now I'm associated with that fornicator. Hey America, gimmee a break!"

written by Natowsky, 18 March 2008
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Investigators Find Ex-Governor's Collection in Rigged Drawer

NY State Police combed the Spitzer home recently and discovered a "trick drawer" containing porn, marked 1970 and signed "Eliot's, Don't Touch!" Included were "Golden Horny Books" and several nudist mags showing "adult activities." The ex-Governor was 11 at the time.

written by Natowsky, 18 March 2008
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OMG!

OMG, my bff got me to rofl and i said wtf? and she's like oh no you dident! and them we like made out. /train FTW!!!!

written by DevCo, 18 March 2008
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Ten Commandments aligned to reflect 21st century US Christianity

In an announcement today the office of the United Methodist Church released the revised list of the Ten Commandments. The list now reads - 1. Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work

written by Richie Simonson, 21 March 2008
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Shock jocks Don Imus and drug-addled-gasbag Rush Limbaugh go head to head

Radio blowhard Don Imus, known for his "Nappy headed ho's" comment and perhaps more famous for resembling an anus has signed a deal with Don King to battle Limbaugh for the ultimate brown crown.

written by Wordsmith, 22 March 2008
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Cadillac attempts to entice elderly drivers with an innovative automobile

It is a light economical car that also doubles as a casket making the funerals of reckless, mentally alienated drivers as feasible as a rustic redneck burying a relative in their backyard.

written by Wordsmith, 22 March 2008
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Aesthetic terrorism? British author Sebastian Horsley denied entrance into the U.S.

On the grounds of "moral turpitude" and hypocritical grinds of their own atavistic xenophobia contracted from vultures that prey on our counterculture bringing our terror alert level to periwinkle.

written by Wordsmith, 22 March 2008
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Kansas geologist makes startling discovery

Renown geologist and cave proctologist Herb Pettigrew was surveying several tracks of land with incendiary lubricants when he unearthed a geode with a warm baked potato inside.

written by Wordsmith, 22 March 2008
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New Zealand geneticists embark to revolutionize sheep farts

Doug Rutherford mistakenly unlocked gaseous secrets of anal alchemy during a standard procedure of metering cow flatulence when one of his sheep specimens began to seep the succulent smell of pancakes

written by Wordsmith, 22 March 2008
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$1,350 cornflake sold on ebay narrowingly outshined stool sample baked as a biscuit

It's not even time for the Darwin awards yet but two sisters (admitted flakes) proved that inherent brain damage can be as profitable as the image of Jesus in oatmeal.

written by Wordsmith, 22 March 2008
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Heather Mills in deep shock!

Heather Mills is in deep shock in a London hospital after flying with a low cost airline. Dr McCartney has said she is not coping well with travelling BA Business Class, being used to Paul's private jet, but hopes she will pull through.

written by joepane, 24 March 2008
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Discovery Channel to debut "The Shark Whisperer"

Horse and dog whispering is old hat these days and is about to be taken over by a lone man that whispers to great white sharks and makes out with them.

written by Wordsmith, 25 March 2008
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Warrior Sperm created for couples unable to procreate

These magnificent Warrior Sperm have been extracted from adolescents during puberty while living under power lines with the capability to mend marriages and bench press a small car.

written by Wordsmith, 25 March 2008
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HSM 3: Who's Dating Who...

HSM romance gossip update - Troy is with Ryan, Chad is with Miss Darbus, Monique and Gabriella are fighting over Sharpay.

written by Tiki Murphy, 26 March 2008
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Confusion at Anti-Bush Rally

People at a "Lesbians Against Bush" rally were confused by the name of the rally.

written by Maditude, 27 March 2008
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Democratic National Committee (DNC) Approves Arm Wrestling

Obama vs Hillary, Hillary vs Obama. Are the Dems going down to defeat with daily name calling and bickering? So, the DNC plans to lighten its campaign with some arm wrestling. Plan to see one once a week between H and O before Convention time.

written by Natowsky, 27 March 2008
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Dog, The Bounty Hunter, to Protect Schools in New Venture

Dog, the famous bounty hunter, has lined up 4,500 "dog types" to patrol schools at all levels. Said the huge M-F,
"We need this business to stop those "Ns, Ms, and freaks from shooting up innocents. And, it's good bucks!"

written by Natowsky, 27 March 2008
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Born Loser?

On a music site on the net, I came across a reference to the 1988 record by Aztec Camera, "Worming in a coal-mine"! Couldn't see the forest for trees ?

written by Bunts, 27 March 2008
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Spitzer Gives News Conference: "Almost Cured!"

Breaking News! Ex-New York State Governor, Eliot Spitzer, said he's been on a diet of sex with Ashley Dupre for 14 hours a day for 5 days. "I'm a new man, almost normal, but worn out, and, Silda's got one tough act to follow!" Porn star Ron Jeremiah has been paying for Spitzer's treatment.

written by Natowsky, 27 March 2008
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Chief Rabbi in Israel Eats Pork to Prove Point

Chief Rabbi Yussel Ashkenvig Berne recently ate pork spare ribs in a Chinese restaurant in Tel-Aviv. "Oy Vey! I just wanted to show that Israel is truly modern. Besides, I've been drooling over these suckers for years!" The Knesset has scheduled an emergency session, in anticipation of rioting.

written by Natowsky, 27 March 2008
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Spitzer's Girl, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, To Become Nun

The call girl responsible for bringing down Eliot Spitzer, now, ex-Governor of New York State, will enter 'The Convent Of Once A Slut' to become a nun. Said Dupre, "I've had my fill of the commoner. It's now time for priests."

written by Natowsky, 27 March 2008
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Japanese Finally Admit to Starting War with U.S. in 1941

Japan's Emperor Akihito admitted today that Japan did attack the U.S. in 1941. "Pilots meant no harm, just wanted to display flying, bomb dropping, and torpedoing skill. Americans not understand our 'game' and started firing at us, so our pilots most angered. Was all big misunderstanding! Banzai!"

written by Natowsky, 27 March 2008
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Chelsea Clinton: "I Like Men"

In an effort to distance herself from her parents, Chelsea stated to reporters, "I am nothing like mom and dad. I like men!"

written by Tiki Murphy, 27 March 2008
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U.S. School Teachers Union Promoting Teacher-Student Sex!

Teachers are endorsing teacher-student sexual relations between female teachers and boy students. Said Sally Gimmy Hedd, "We did this, so the boys can keep off the girls and also to teach them how to satify a woman. State laws are wrong!"

written by Natowsky, 29 March 2008
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Anybody Over 800 Pounds in U.S. to Get No Jail or Prison Time

By a 7-2 vote, the U.S Supreme Court has ruled that "humongous obesity is its own punishment, when the scale reads above 800 pounds." Justice Scalio, for the majority opinion, said that, "Nobody over 800 pounds ain't ever a good camper. So, don't bust their chops!"

written by Natowsky, 29 March 2008
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Entertainment Personality Finally Admits To Having Speech Defect

After 46 years on TV, Baba Wawa has finally admitted, "Yeth, I do have a speeth impedimenth. I've been in thith closeth too long!" She had even tried the Greek pebbles-in-the-mouth trick, but found she liked eating pebbles! The rest is just annoying TV broadcasting!

written by Natowsky, 29 March 2008
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Is The Reverend Wright Really Truthing Us Up?

36 years as pastor of a now megachurch in Chicago, the volatile Rev. Jeremiah Wright has admitted to some misstatements! "I correct any previous with Whitey is good, America loves people o color, Jews is all fine, and Barack's got me some bourbon!"

written by Natowsky, 29 March 2008
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Research follow-up...

Contrary to popular opinion the popular teen website "Bebo" is NOT an inflamed lymph gland in the groin.

written by Wordsmith, 29 March 2008
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Senator John McCain admits he's older than the Dead Sea scrolls

At a press conference the senator said "I'm so old that when I was a kid the Dead Sea was just a little bit sick. I use my colostomy bag when I shop for lactose-free groceries before I crawl into my barrack beneath my bed for a nap."

written by Wordsmith, 29 March 2008
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Recall issued on cloned Labradors

A mandatory recall has been issued on cloned Labradors after a defective dog started to manifest labradorescent skin colors and howling the Asian alphabet in pig Latin.

written by Wordsmith, 29 March 2008
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U.S. Threatens to Boycott Beijing Olympics Over Fat Issue

The U.S. Olympic Committee has threatend the Chinese regarding a "no show," because of a non guarantee of "all trans fat" in the American athletes' meals. Replied, key Chinese official, Xiong Xiang Xiung, "Chinese do not give a clap! No special plocess for enemy! We even going to add lead toxics!!!"

written by Natowsky, 30 March 2008
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Riot Breaks Out at Campaign Speech

A riot broke out while presidential candidate Ahmnodt Heare gave his "Do Unto Others as You Would Want Done Unto You" speech at a Masochists of America meeting.

written by Maditude, 31 March 2008
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Man's pet Dalmatian diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease

Harvey's hound was found whipped into a rabid frenzy and wearing a #4 Yankee jersey before animal control took it away in handcuffs forcing the entire neighborhood into immediate quarantine.

written by Wordsmith, 31 March 2008
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Cremations Gain in Popularity As Burials Put People Deeper in the Hole

With rising funeral costs, the party atmosphere of cheap cremations at under $500 is today's way to go. Guests gather at the oven and the door prize winner gets to light the gas. The "burnee," however, cannot be cremated with a cell phone.

written by Natowsky, 01 March 2008
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Student arrested for terroristic defecation

Adrian Manning 21, a hermaphroditic honor role student and mother of 3 entered the airport bathroom with the intent of performing number 2. Security was called shortly after a porcelain explosion, where young Adrian had gone number 10.

written by Wordsmith, 01 March 2008
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