Spoof news snippets from Monday 9 June 2008
Snow to be Banned in Britain!
Snow is to be banned due to the fact that its colour could be deemed as rascist. British Authorities have decided that Britain is multi cultural and the weather should be too.
Polar Bear And Man Successfully Breed!
A man has successfully mated with a fully grown female polar bear. The eskimo is said to be overjoyed with his new born little man cub. The polar bear has asked for privacy from the press.
McCain chooses his running mate
(Faux news) Rep. presidential candidate John McCain, one-upping the possible pairing of Obama-Clinton has chosen former first lady Nancy Reagan for the vice-president slot.