Spoof news snippets from Sunday 8 June 2008
Fish on fire!
It was claimed this week that fish have been found using fire to cook. They were seen by passers by sitting round a campfire drinking beer and cooking sausages in Nova Scotia.
Long One Silver!
Long John Silver's preserved body has been discovered in a peat bog in Surrey, England. The pirate's body sports a massive 15" penis, hence his name, Long John. Historians are amazed at the size of his tattooed member. It reaches down to the knee of his good leg!