Spoof news snippets from Saturday 7 June 2008
Lettuce is main cause of global warming
NASA scientists say that a particular variety of lettuce; 'Rocket', is the main cause of ozone depletion.
Smug Mugabe angers Geldoff
It can be revealed that Sir Bob Geldoff is not amused by Zimbabwe President,Robert Mugabe's plans to hold a 'Banned Aid' concert with no musicians.