Spoof news snippets from Friday 6 June 2008
'Gay-B-Gone' Cure for Gayness Discovered!
Virginia scientist, Charles Freedman, has discovered the cure for 'gayness'. Using a formula similar to his Catnip Paste, Freedman developed a 'Gay-B-Gone' paste that homosexters can use to put a stop to their 'nature-defying' lifestyle.
Things you can do in public.
It's ok to prick your finger, but you shouldn't finger your prick.