Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 4 June 2008
Disney Sues Vanity Fair
"Find your own teenager to exploit, this Miley is ours!" Disney executive says.
IOC picks Chicago as 2016 Olympics finalist city
Apparently the USA's strategy is for the other countries to get shot.
Hilton Goes Down; IQ Up
Paris Hilton, 27, fainted just yesterday of a panic attack when she reportedly ran out of 'Sex Kitten Pink' nail polish. For a brief moment, the US's average IQ went up 2%!