Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 25 June 2008
British Economy prescribed Prozac
Doctors hoping to cure the economy of its current depression have recommended Prozac as an effective course of treatment. Carole Caplin, former advisor to Tony Blair has asked for a more holistic approach to be considered, namely St Johns Wort and a beating with a gorse bush.
Earth's Twin Could be Found Soon
Let's hope that Earth's twin hasn't felt her pain or we'll be in trouble.
US Defense Secretary fires Microsoft chairman
Bill Gates ordered to submit resignation due to a "gradual erosion of" operating system standards "and a lack of effective oversight" that ultimately led to the creation of Windows Vista...