Spoof news snippets from Saturday 21 June 2008
2008 Election Update: RNC Canceled
Due to a "growing lack of interest" in the Republican party's prime candidate, they announced that this year's Republican National Convention has been canceled. "Unless of course there is a public outcry," a party spokesperson stated. "So far - nothing."
Google News Goofs Stories
Google News erroneously referenced all its news articles to TheSpoof.com today. Said TheSpoof.com: "Our switchboards lit up by the panicked public. As a measure to lighten up the matter, we are telling everyone yes - all our stories are true."
Arthur Scargill, leader of the NUM (National Union of Miners) is 72 today. Coincidently, Morris Minor, a car is 60 today. Congratulations!
Mugabe tells truth
Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe has accused the world's media of lyig about the attrocities carried out by his supporters on his opponents. HOWEVER, TheSpoof.com is the only reliable source.
Dundee faces influx of new homebuyers
Dundee Council, who have offered a £150 voucher for those who quit smoking, are now inudated with ex-smokers who want to buy homes there. Not being able to afford the homes, the Council have opened a new deprived area there.
NASA finds proof of water on Mars
Space agency predicts astronauts will collect enough of the precious fluid "to end droughts and irrigate deserts here on Earth..."