Spoof news snippets from Monday 2 June 2008
Democrat Presidential Nomination Hypothermia
Never-Say-Die non-black, non-male, non-conformist Hillary Clinton's chances may be starting to improve as word has just been received from the Earth science community that Hell has started to freeze over.
Global Warming affects vegetable growers
Global warming has seriously affected this year's vegetable growers. Worcestershire farmer Old McDonald, 76, from Ombersley reports; "My crop of iceberg lettuce are 33% smaller than this time last year!"