Spoof news snippets from Monday 16 June 2008
The Great London Flop!
According to Unversity hospital, London's first sperm bank turned out to be a complete disaster. There were only two potential donors -- one missed the tube and the other came on the bus.
News fom Chester
A zookeeper at Chester Zoo was having trouble with the birds in the aviary there. It has been discovered that he was suffering from a bad owl movement.
Travellers in France warned of new disease
Doctors have warned tourists to be careful of what they eat when traveling in France. They could get 'Lautrec's revenge' A condition where the bowels get "Toulouse."